*experiences fleeting moment of glory*
No.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Good choice.
I always think people who post these questions get some sick joy out of the idea of being forced to rim their father.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Luckily for Swipe I usually shy away from making unkind assertions about people's parents
but let's assume you're right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I didn't mean Swipe as much as Monty
although I wouldn't put it past swipe, she's filth.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

That's why we like her

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Indeed.
What was that gig you were going to in Camden again?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Sunday 9th
Doors are at 7, my choices of coach will arrive at either 4pm or 6pm. Am waiting to find out who the support is before booking, if it's Straftanz again I'll get in at 6 as I can afford tog et to the venue at 8.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

OK, well I can make it up there between by 6 with a little luck, probably if you still fancy a pint.
Gaz me if this turns out to be worthwhile and we can exchange phone numbers and other gay shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Christ, you might have to tell me your REAL NAME
It'd be like we were in a relationship
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

It's Martin, oddlyenough.
I'm 36 and a software analyst from Norwood.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Fucking hell
What were the chances of that?

Seriously, I'm asking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Ziggy calculates the chances to be quite high
He says there is a 65% chance that you leaped here in order to be shown alternative versions of yourself in order to keep yourself in check.
He doesn't understand why you started accusing yourself of being gay though...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I like this post a lot

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:43, Reply)

About as high as the chances of any of it being true.
Or of me divulging my actual name on the internet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Too late
You shall forever be known as Old Martin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

tru dat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:02, Reply)