yeah, you're right.
Gonz, spend a year alone in your new flat first. Just to get the feel of things.

Otherwise, you'll be dead to me. You hear me, Gonz? Dead.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's not right either
You can't spend a year alone in a house.

Edit - you shouldn't spend a year alone in a house.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I did, when i bought my flat.
Having said that, it's how i ended up picking up some weird old man off the internet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I have been alone in my huuuuge flat for 6 years.
And this weekend I will have lived here 10 years in total.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Yeah, but you probably went out occasionally
or had people in occasionally. I was just a proper sad loner.

So how's you, Ar Kid?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I do occasionally allow guests.
I'm mostly reclusive.

I'm shattered after work, sis. You?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Been incredibly productive today
which makes a nice change.

so, did you fancy chucking a sickie on Friday and coming to the pier?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

No way Jose!
I might actually have Friday off if Great Aunty Mary has her funeral then. I await news.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Poor Great aunty Mary.
Did we like her?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

She was ace.
We went to her 90th the other week.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Then raise a glass from us.
We like ace aunties.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Ah, ta.
She loved action films. I might raise a Steven Seagal box-set to her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Been here for 5 years this month.
It's a lot bigger than I need and I originally bought it as a "do up and sell" but I can't let go of it.

It's housed various mates for indefinate periods.

I'm not really materialistic, but this is my house now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I don't know how I'll survive in a smaller place.
I love going "oooh which room shall I sleep in tonight?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

especially not living with an autistic clean freak.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:22, Reply)

At least it will be clean!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

only because he's thrown all your stuff out!
Including your cat.

Oh yeah, he might *say* it was an accident, but do you *really* think Tigger would 'accidentally' wander down to Waverly and get on a train to Devon?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:25, Reply)

I'll be putting him on one myself if he carries on like he did last night

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Did he throw a party for all the neighbourhood reprobates?
Did he invite Graham up and show him your underwear drawer?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

There was a cat in a zoot suit and a laser moustache
playing double bass in my living room
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

You can't be doing that
A house without a pet is a house owned by worthless people.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

or a house with clean furniture

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

A whole year? Is there something that you and your husband's doctors know; that your insurance policy doesn't ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)