I fear merciless mocking were I to turn up to work with brown/black hair again
I'll stick with grey ta
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Go blonde. Shocking, bright blonde
Then explain it's a work in progress and come in with Pillarbox Red hair (for the Black Cats)

After that, black/brown will be greeted like a conquering hero.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I did have shocking bright blonde hair a few years ago!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I had it for a weekend
Never again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I still have.
Although I'm growing it out for job hunting purposes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Or alternatively don't follow the tonsorial advice of the man known for his gay hair.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I am massively confident that I know more about hair care and colour than any man on this board
and am capable of sensible, non-gay advice. It just gets less publicity.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I went dark blue for a while.
I looked like a sick goth. Never again.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

You may do, although I suspect I've had more coulours
But you and Mr. Cow have rather different styles, you are rather more shall we say, flamboyant.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Fair enough
Nonetheless hair dye is hair dye, adn I haven't done anything extravagant with my hair in some time. My point is that if he wants advice I can help.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I can only go by the pics I've seen
and while I know this is not meaningful, your hair has at times been a bit 'male hairdresser', based on this I might take technical advice from you, but not stylistic advice.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

My hair has had ups and downs, no question
I think we both subscribe to the school of "make the most of it while it's there". Technical advice is certainly my strong suit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I like to play with mine, it's true, but I think we have different styles.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

From what little I've seen I think you give less of a fuck about other people's opinions than I do
My excuse used to be acute oversensitivity; nowadays it's very simple, I can't turn up at a Ballroom competition with pink hair.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)