I actually take offence at that.
I take real time to think about how best to be a cunt. My cuntery is personally tailored to individuals and their defects. Rory is the equivalent of an off the peg suit for £24.99 from ASDA. I'm bespoke from a small chinese gentleman in a little shop.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Fine
Your meticulous approach to cuntery but the knowledge that there's no real bite beneath the bark makes you Arsenal. Happy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Why do you people keep assuming that I actually really like you all
Why has it not occurred to anybody that maybe I actually do think that some of you a genuinely awful people
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

If it helps
I am genuinely awful
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I don't suppose you actually like me
but am assured that you're lovely IRL. I think there are B3tans who you like but wind up anyway (Monty) and B3tans who you just want to wind up endlessly regardless (Swipey)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I frequently defend you from people who think you're a massive drama queen.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

That's very decent of you
I am massively oversensitive, I'm aware of this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)