1) Cocktails, good ones, none of this "Sorry mate, we've got no mint so used creme de meths instead" bullshit. On the back wall would be a herb garden that would be used to make cocktails.
2) Food menu that changes every month depending on what's seasonal and what we can get on special offer from the local butchers/finshmongers/whatever
3) A function room that can be used for free to local groups on the condition that if a paying client comes along, they get first dibs.
4) Move and Film nights, comedy nights, quiz nights...etc.
5) Film/tv night will be in the huge beer garden on a big projector so people can smoke at the same time.
6) A selection of flavoured ciggerettes, as well as normal ones, and you can hire one of those arabic pipe things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like the film night idea

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

That last point makes it sound more like an opium den...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)