My perfect pub is thus
Open fire. No children.

Beers in proper tapped casks behind the bar. Local beer from The Hogshead Brewery and the Shere Brewery. A couple of gas pumped lagers for those that don't know any better.

A couple of good Somerset ciders.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:02, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Excellent choices
I love a good old 'rough and ready' country pub.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

+ lic lavatory bumming.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

very good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

All excellent choices
Sounds pretty similar to a place I used to drink in.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Theres a pub in Falmouth where all the beer is poured right from the cask,
the casks are all behind the bar and cooled with damp bar towels. Its the best bar in town. Wankers are banned and no frills. If anyone comes to Cornwalland i'll take them there for a pint
( Peej, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)