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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
No LARPers or gays. Or foreigns.
In fact I would only allow midgets in.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:04,
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latest was 14 years ago)
How would they get up onto the bar stools?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:05,
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The bar would be v low, as would the seats.
God you're thick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:07,
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We already set the bar low for you Monty.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:09,
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Oh man Lusty is going to kick your arse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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7 dwarves walk into a bar
Too high for them to see over innit?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:06,
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I'd give a free Guinness
to any midget turning up dressed as a leprechaun on St Patrick’s Day – provided they could prove they got to the bar on public transport.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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20% off for any midget ordering a round of 'shorts'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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I'd have a 'foot of ale' glass behind the bar.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:21,
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