Shame it's in a dark, airless basement.
(it really is)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's alright
when you've closed your eyes after gettign "lost" in the "choons", we'll all fuck off to a beer garden.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Yeah good one
'Liberace James Witchcraft Kroney III'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Honestly Monty, are you really going to choose more or less _every_ song that gets played? seriously?
Do you happen to know if there are large pavements outside to take up all the people who are going to decide to be smokers for the evening? I'm going to have to bring an extra box of fags probably, because they'll be so many "I don't really smoke, I used too, I donno, I just fancy one, hehe, can I have one of yours? If I buy a whole packet i'll smoke them". Which isn't a problem, to me, if you're female.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

There is a decent pavement.
A few doors up does the finest salt beef beigel I have ever eaten, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:52, Reply)

There best be chrain on that mofo with some ludkas too.
Are you going to play any normal music at all?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

None.
Not a 'dirty beat' to be found.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Have you got the birdie song?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Yes.
And El Vino Collapso by Black Lace.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Have you got anything by 'The Saturdays'?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:03, Reply)

He is hoping you bring your "records" along

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Oh man, this is going to be the very definition of tedium, I'm staying outside for most of it, no offence.
I mean, seriously, nobody like the prick at a house party who insists on playing their CD of 'Counting Crows' who cries half way through one of the songs to seem 'deep' and 'meaningful' to score with the chicks, and then starts "DUDE, DUUUUUDE, JUST ONE MORE SONG" the moment you want put something that, you know, everyone would like.

I swear to god, if one of your hippy mates tells me that I just don't understand the groove or some shit like that, I'll smack them in the mouth.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)