The opticians I'm in
seems to be staffed entirely by attractive girls.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Reappraise this once you've actually put some glasses on

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)

No really!
I checked again with my bad eye closed
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)

So you winked at them all?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:56, Reply)

i a
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I'm nothing if not a lady's man

( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Or a sex offender.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

man reproductive organs
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

They often seem to be don't they?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I don't go in them often enough to judge
this is the first time i've been in a good fourteen years
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)

s + old.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I hate you
and all of your kind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

You don't like people who wear glasses?
How odd.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I hate people whose eyes work

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Because they won't sleep with you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

zing!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

This is genuinely very good
Am looking forward to Gonz criticising my spelling too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:29, Reply)

It's your fault
For having inferior genes.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Not been since 2002 when I got my MechaEye$

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I don't think I've ever been in an opticians
I must be missing something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Possibly the door
blind lolz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I also find them to be ludicrously overstaffed
I can't believe that my local optician is so busy that they need four counter staff as well as the optician. Unless he is trying to increase his attractive girl quota - most of the counter staff are the horrific sort of harridan that you usually get at the GP tring to prevent you from seeing the doctor. There is only one attractive one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)