A bit of eyeliner - or guyliner - can look rather sexy on the right bloke
there's a chap (although I use the term loosely - much like his flapping anus, I suspect) who works on one of the makeup counters in Debenhams, who wears more makeup than a large majority of even the most heavily plastered harridans. I can say with complete honesty that it does not look good on him.

I like wearing dresses but rarely have the occasion to. And I don't think I've ever intentionally left pants at someone's house.

I don't iron but I wash my own clothes. Should I ever move in with a bloke or have a family I would expect to have to take the washing in and out of the machine, but not to sort out their dirty laundry from their clean stuff. This isn't the 1950's, people.
(berk, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You'll end up having to do all the washing berk,
Hubby will be hard at work and you will be at home barefoot and pregnant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

pregnant sucking off the neighbours
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Yes it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)