You, me and berk should start a restoration business.
We'll call it "MegaCunt Restos" and our tagline will be "MegaCunt Restos; we'll anti-fuck your shed".

It'll be epic.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I dunno if you are saying we are all cunts
or making reference to my massive vagina...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

You can tell that story about how your big end went
and mashed my crankshaft.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Or the embarrasing time you forgot to lube up your rod before inserting it into the shaft

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Or the time when you had a wank
and when you opened your eyes there was a cup of tea next to the bed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Oh, that was hilarious

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

The old ones are the best*.
*may contain traces of bollocks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

just like your mum
which works as a retort to both lines there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

your mum Darth's chin
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Where is Darth?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I don't know, but there are some fucking hilarious photos of him on facebook
taken at a mid 90s metal night by the looks of things. He has terribel curtains, is wearing a "Manics" style T-Shirt with the words "Culture Slut" written on it, and a black fishnet long sleeved shirt over the top. He is also wearing loads of eyeliner and Black lipstick.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

This almost makes me want to go stalk people on facebook

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Almost...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I think he's away modelling some new kind of bollock necklace.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

"She was holding her boot wide open
and I slid my CV shaft in, but I'd forgotten to fill her boot with grease. The damn thing was shredded as soon as we got moving. Oh how we laaauughed".
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Would we get any work done at our garage or just come up with inuendo all day?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

The three of us?
Innuendo.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

On the plus side I'd get in, you'd say morning
and then I could fuck off home again
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

After telling me that you'd been there for an hour and a half already
and just hadn't bothered saying hello.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I'm sorry
Will you ever forgive me?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Once I manage to stop crying myself to sleep
and once I get over the yawning chasm where my hopes used to be, then maybe.

Before then, no.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)

oh ok...
gaz me when you do
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)