Just before the weekend I purchased the computer game version of Blood Bowl
If you don't know what this is, it's a game invented by Games Workshop which is a bit like American Football but with orcs and elves and other things that will make Monty think you're a bender.

As a young child I used to own a copy of the actual board games, but only one of my friends liked playing it. So we would play entire tournaments amongst ourselves but having about 8 teams each and taking it in turns to manage the different teams.

I don't really have a point to this story, I'm just making conversation.

I built a gate at the weekend, I can show you a picture if you like.

Tell me something you've done.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:43, 153 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I built a patio last week
My back fucked up on Friday. Co-incidence? I think not
DIY is dangerous m'kay?

I think I've played Blood Bowl many years ago. I always preferred the painting rather than the playing of those kind of things though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I did my back in about twenty minutes ago carrying a box that wasn't even heavy, just awkwardly shaped.
I do not like this. At all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:08, Reply)

My ribs had slipped on both sides
This even sounds painful
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Your mum.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Tell me something "only" you've done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Is it anything like SpeedBall 2 was on the Amiga?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Blimey!
There's a blast from the past!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

A QUALITY blast from the past.
Edit: I was the KING at this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Indeed it was!
Old skool Champ Manager too, and Kick Off!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Get in.
The nuber of times that Maidstone Utd won the league!!!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Cambridge Utd for me!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Hahahahaha.
The number of joysticks I used to get through! Ooooer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I pick up my glasses on Friday.
I've never had to wear glasses before, I'm strangely excited by it. You'd think that having rapidly failing eyesight would be a bad experience.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)

After 26 years of shit eyes I got mine lasered
Best thing EVAR! Still working brilliantly 10 years later
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

lasering FTW totally

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Maybe once the novelty of looking intelligent wears off.
Oh shit, I spoke to you. See you tomorrow, I guess.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Will we get pictures of you looking "intelligent" in your glasses?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Probably not, I'm not AA
buuuuurn
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

And we are all very thankful for that fact

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I think it would be annoying if your eyes shoot out lasers and you couldn't switch it off.
Everyone would know that I'm looking at their tits.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)

The fact their breasts were on fire would probably mean you could sneak away whilst they were running around and screaming

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Oh no, I was thinking along the lines of lazer pointers in strength, that would be silly if you set fire to everything you look at...
... but strangley poetic, in the way that everything pretty that you look at would get distroyed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)

They hide one's Unibrow as you get older.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You have all the frustration of leaving them in the bathroom
and then not being able to find your bed, not to mention opening the oven door and being unable to see, or coming in from a cold day and immediately walking into a table.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

But you look COOOOOOL!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Glasses?
Perhaps we're not talking the same fashion accessory here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)

After the 8-2 jokes 4-3 weeks now, Arsenal have turned in 2-1 big joke...
As long as you don't tell anyone, I'd be totally up for setting up a Games Workshop table in my new flat.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I knew you were going to come up with something like that.
We could totally set up our own north london sad club.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Oh sweet, although I think we could come with a name that'll trump them big time.
Something like "The Angles of Space Wolf's Blood: Avengers the solaris nebular against the teryany of South London Sad Club".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I went to a bash

( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Did you meet any honeyz and show them a good time?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I made a rabbit stew
Tis rather tasty
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)

What did you do?
Delay it's AIDs test results?

Turn up late for a date?

Hide in the bushes making fox noises?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:08, Reply)

LOL

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Hi AA, nice weather, huh?
Speaking of things measured with numbers I'm up to 7th in the B3ta FF league, mainly thanks to bringing in Danny Murphy.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I'm 165th or something.
I was a bit gutted to find out that that wasn't last to be honest. That would at least have been an achievement of sorts.

Edit: 174th.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I've never played D&D
or any variant.

I have made several meals recently. As I eat less, I am cooking more which is a bit odd.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I found that when I was on a diet.
I think it's because all "healthy" ready meals taste like wank.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I'm not eating the meals though
just cooking for my dad and sister.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I've done David Cameron.
Obviously not in a bent way.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

There's a bit too much glee in the tone of this article
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2044410/Paedophile-Mitchell-Harrison-disembowelled-Frankland-Prison-attack.html?ITO=google_news_rss_feed
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)

There was a story in the BBC news about a man who was dragged into a bush and raped.
It had 4 short paragraphs explaining not much at all, not even a photo.

I couldn't help but to think if a women got dragged into a bush and raped anally, she would have gotten more column inches.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15138661
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

It does seem a little spare on details.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

What's Lab doing in Southampton?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Well she might have got more inches.
Column or otherwise.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

'Column inches'.
Nice choice of phrase, there...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Look at us three, with our unique and original minds.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

We're wasted on this lot.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

on this lot
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Some of us aren't.
Also - still top of the league.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Look at us three, with our unique and original minds.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You're wasted on this lot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Fnar. 'She'd have gotten more column inches'

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

*fourth lol rape comment*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

*Sigh, while we're in the Wrong Headed Mode on here*
... yeah', no details, no photos, no nothing... how am I supposed to beat one off to that? I might as well use my imagination for the whole thing and not bother.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I hope the prison authorities reminded the attackers that two wrongs don't make a right.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Did you hear about the chinese prison escape that got foiled when the escapee brothers went the wrong way?
Yup, you've got it, "Two wongs don't make a right".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)

OH WAIT, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
Did you hear about the two chinese brother painters who were commisioned to paint a wall white, but painted it black instead?

Yup, you've got it, "Two wongs don't make a white".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

*stabs self repeatedly in eye with letter opener*

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Did you hear about the two Japanese sewage workers
who worked in the same sewage plant for 40 years but never ever met each other?

They were nips that passed in the shite.

/coat
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Oh dear, that really is poor
I'm having trouble keeping a straight face.

*pulls corners of eyes apart*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I've got to the bit on the application
where I have to big myself up by spouting corporate bullshit speak about how I meet the company's vision objectives and key values.

I fucking hate that bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Just write that joke in there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Best not, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Saving it for the interview?
Probably for the best - you can do a comedy accent to go with it, along with the aforementioned pulling corners of eyes up.
Who did you say the job was with? Nissan was it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

No.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

ooh a news link
I've been waiting all weekend for one
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Oh man, I wanna read that, 'cus I find the DM's stance on things quite amusing, but I don't want on my screen that title to come up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Alongside this story they also link to a "story" about sultry photos of a 15 year old.
Obviously they are disgusted and have printed several pictures to register their disgust.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

"Last night criminology expert Professor David Wilson, of Birmingham City University, said the extremely violent nature of the attack was significant.

He said: ‘If you are disembowelling somebody you are defiling their body. It is what you might call “ritualistic slaughter”. The question is how can something like this take place in Frankland and why didn’t the staff protect him?’"

I think this is most amusing, asking some rent-a-quote "boffin" for an opinion in a story which doesn't remotely warrant one. Clearly he was a nonce, people in prison hate nonce's because it makes them feel better about being criminal scummers by having someone else to look down on.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I got rid of the girl who wouldn't leave me alone.
It was a 'huzzah!' moment.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Yes and I'm still pissed off about that : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Did you steal her coat and push her into a freezer?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)

He probably just had a talk to her when she was sober.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

No I was round her house on Saturday night.
She lives four doors down and my housemate rang me, so I went outside and just shouted to him from the road upto his window that I planned to 'stick my knob in her and then leave'. Went back in and she booted me out, I didn't even mean for her to hear me but alas she did. Everything works out in the end.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Classy as always!

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:56, Reply)

....

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Why were you round her house if you wanted her to leave you alone?
Seems a little counter-intuitive to me.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

You haven't yet gleaned the workings of Barry's mind, have you.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm so very confused.

( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

It was lovely to meet you btw.
Even if you look completely different to how I thought you looked.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Loads of people said that!
Different and not in my forties enough.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Young and sexy *waggles eyebrows*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

He wants a jacket so he's ebaying that other jacket and a coat and a jumper too in the hope that the other pair of shoes that he really liked but got lost might also (like FINALLY) come up on ebay too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Would you like to play with this shiny toy instead?
*gives car parts*

I'm thinking of doing a restoration course at the local college. But it's £200. I don't have £200.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I want to learn panel beating and spraying.
I don't really have the time to take evening classes, though. Which sucks. I'm going to get a MIG and teach myself to weld.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

this course has a welding module as well
It does look pretty exciting
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

You are whatshername from Flashdance aicmfp.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Jennifer Beale.
No relation to Ian.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Apart from the fact no one wants to see me in a tiny leotard and legwarmers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Oreilly?

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

You, me and berk should start a restoration business.
We'll call it "MegaCunt Restos" and our tagline will be "MegaCunt Restos; we'll anti-fuck your shed".

It'll be epic.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I dunno if you are saying we are all cunts
or making reference to my massive vagina...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

You can tell that story about how your big end went
and mashed my crankshaft.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Or the embarrasing time you forgot to lube up your rod before inserting it into the shaft

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Or the time when you had a wank
and when you opened your eyes there was a cup of tea next to the bed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Oh, that was hilarious

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

The old ones are the best*.
*may contain traces of bollocks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

just like your mum
which works as a retort to both lines there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

your mum Darth's chin
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Where is Darth?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I don't know, but there are some fucking hilarious photos of him on facebook
taken at a mid 90s metal night by the looks of things. He has terribel curtains, is wearing a "Manics" style T-Shirt with the words "Culture Slut" written on it, and a black fishnet long sleeved shirt over the top. He is also wearing loads of eyeliner and Black lipstick.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

This almost makes me want to go stalk people on facebook

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Almost...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I think he's away modelling some new kind of bollock necklace.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

"She was holding her boot wide open
and I slid my CV shaft in, but I'd forgotten to fill her boot with grease. The damn thing was shredded as soon as we got moving. Oh how we laaauughed".
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Would we get any work done at our garage or just come up with inuendo all day?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

The three of us?
Innuendo.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

On the plus side I'd get in, you'd say morning
and then I could fuck off home again
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

After telling me that you'd been there for an hour and a half already
and just hadn't bothered saying hello.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I'm sorry
Will you ever forgive me?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Once I manage to stop crying myself to sleep
and once I get over the yawning chasm where my hopes used to be, then maybe.

Before then, no.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)

oh ok...
gaz me when you do
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)

weld dogfight
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Just save 20p every day for 1000 days and you are on your way!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Because I had no idea how to tell her I didn't want to see her.
If I ignored her texts she'd call me, if I ignored her calls she'd knock for me. At all times of the day. I've always been on the receiving end when it comes to this sort of stuff so hadn't a clue how to break things off. I was biding my time when at hers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Everyone in the road is now fully aware of what a knob you are

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

And the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Still, he's the board rimmer, that's gotta be worth something

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

and his dad's WOLF from gladiators

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

And his mother is cat from red Dwarf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

The ironic thing is I was joking.
Me and the mate in question have a long running joke about how funny it is when a bloke says stuff like "I'd absolutely smash her" about a girl, when in reality he'd give her seven or so minutes of mild pleasure. Between the two of us we say similar things (sarcastically) when talking about sex because it's brilliant how deluded most men are when it comes to stuff like that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

cool story bro

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

It's not cool I was just explaining myself init.
Anyroad, it all worked out perfectly like I said. The annoying thing is she was attractive and nice, just fucking nuts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Again, I'm pretty sure this isn't ironic.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Oh the irony

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I had spicy noodles with Thai Basil for lunch
there were 3 chillis next the description in the menu, and now I'm all sweaty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Phwoar!

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

haha
how are you young lady, it's all change here at work, not yet sure whether this is good or bad
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I'm depressed.
I always get depressed after a lovely weekend away.

Are they putting cheaper toilet rolls in the work toilets?
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

that happened years ago
Restructure, so i will have a new line manager.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

A new line manager? I thought you were the top honcho?

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Only in my own mind Blousie, only in my own mind
if I was in charge I'd be paid enough to buy a new house, at the moment they are all too expensive
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

HAHA PoorMontySenileOldBellendLOLZ!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Monty can't afford crisps let alone property

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Where is Monty today anyway?
Or is he still spinning mad choonz in his DJ box oblivious to the fact that everyone fucked off 48 hours ago?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I think he said he had this week off.
Had some wanking to catch up on.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)

nch m
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I used to play an old arcade game called Cyberball a lot
That was American Football with robots where the ball would explode it you didn't make a first down. I used to go round to my friends house and take over his Atari ST to play that and Rock Star Ate My Hamster. These days if a game lasts longer than it takes to complete a Grand Prix on Mario Kart then I can't be bothered.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I built a stud wall
All by myself. I am a man now.
( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Did you get the studs the right distance apart?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Yes 400mm exactly

( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Depends
Did you do it because your wife told you to?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

He's going to use it to breed other walls.

( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I shouldn't laugh at this, but it is funny.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

ha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I built my gate because I wanted to.
I did all sorts of clever stuff with recessed bolts because the wife is very particular.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I saw your gate on facebook yesterday.
I must say, I was impressed. A gate with a facebook page, whatever next?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

A face with a gatebook page.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

YES!
I hate you even more now!
( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)