Oh dear, that really is poor
I'm having trouble keeping a straight face.

*pulls corners of eyes apart*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I've got to the bit on the application
where I have to big myself up by spouting corporate bullshit speak about how I meet the company's vision objectives and key values.

I fucking hate that bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Just write that joke in there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Best not, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Saving it for the interview?
Probably for the best - you can do a comedy accent to go with it, along with the aforementioned pulling corners of eyes up.
Who did you say the job was with? Nissan was it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

No.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)