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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my application for a training contract got turned down.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:20, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
That's a cunt.
What's the next plan PD?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)
was it as Fiona Bruce's training bra?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)
that is well bitchy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)
i'm just so jealous of her

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)
you're only human.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
There's a lot of folk who turn the volume down and masturbate to her moving face on the news, mumbling stuff like "fuck me yeah good"
I see why you're jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
it's what every woman wants

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
I thought it was massive tits, a pert arse
and the ability to eat chocolate like forever and not gain any weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:37, Reply)
and all the shoes you can eat

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:38, Reply)
And all the cake you can wear.
Handbags as far as the eye can see, and lashings of spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:40, Reply)
Oh dear, how many have you applied for?
I nearly made it to the post office with that mix cd today. Will try tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:22, Reply)
just the two.
Turned down for both. I'm limited to York and Leeds due to mortgage.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)
Things were shit ten years ago when I did mine, no doubt they're abysmal at present.
Have bags, will travel? Rent the house out and get a contract elsewhere. At least you ain't tied down by a wife or kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
I'm too old now and my A Levels are only BCE.
I have a 2.1 and lots of compliancy experience, maybe I'll just have to do GDL part time or something.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
What is it you do?
Genuine interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
used to do marketing
Now I do DB pensions.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:52, Reply)
DB?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)
David Beckham.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
defined benefit.
Aka final salary
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)
Ah, right.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Nah I did the lpc part time, and there were loads of punters in their 30's and 40's just starting out, you've got plenty of time.
Being tied to a relatively small geographic area could set you back for years unless you're willing to move to another part of the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)

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