I am somewhat irked
by tennis boy. For a change. Apparently my polite refusal to talk further and decision to go to bed instead of start an argument about him taking me for granted means that I am a stroppy cow and he is now mad with me. And of course yet again it falls to me to be the adult one and offer the olive branch.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:23, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

berk, berk berk....
He just misses you. I'm sure if you spent more time together, you'd not have half of these issues.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Haha

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Possibly
either that or I'd reach my tolerance threshold for bullshit in a couple of days and break both his legs.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Chances are you're a bit tired as stressed as well, after a busy weekend and starting a new job.
So maybe you didn't quite reach your usual level of tollerance.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)

And you did tell him you were going to a geekfest on the weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)

I know the whole mortgage issue is making him very stressed
but that's hardly my fault. Given how knackered and nervous I was last night he's lucky I didn't flip out and tell him to do one. He never even wished me good luck for today and I would bet a whole five internet pounds he won't ask me how it went.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)

*BEAMS AT HAVING EXCEEDED TENNIS BOY!*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Yes you did
thankyou and well done.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Well I'm glad your first day went well.
You gonna chill with your housemates this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)

I don't really see them
there's no shared area in the house, bar the kitchen. I'll chat to whoever's in there the same time as me, but otherwise we all keep ourselves to ourselves really.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Sound perfect.
Are you shattered after your first day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)

It wasn't especially taxing
I'm tired, but that's more due to having not caught up after weekend shenanigans. I did not enjoy having to get up at 6:45 though, or the fact that I will be out of the house for 11 hours every day.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:25, Reply)

You'll get used to it.
Would driving be an option in the future?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Not really
there's a bus direct to the hospital from one of the park and rides but that's £2 a day on top of petrol, and I don't much fancy tackling the M40 in rush hour, either - it'd probably still be the same travelling time and I'd get a fat arse.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:32, Reply)

And it won't give you the killer legs your folding bike can offer.
If the way the weather has changed here this evening is anything to go by, you'll be needing lights on your bike tomorrow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I needed lights on my bike tonight
I ingeniously fitted (read: bodged) one but I needed a screwdriver to sort the other. I'll do it in a bit.
And yes, given that it is uphill for two of the three miles from the station to work, I will shortly regain steel thighs and a pert bottom.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Woohoo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:37, Reply)

^ Regarding the successfully bodged light fitting :)
Refuses to take advantage of someone who is vulnerable because their boyfriend is trying to get a mortgage
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:38, Reply)

I should hope so too.

(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:41, Reply)

You know me berk.
I'm a gent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Well at least you remembered to ask how my first day went.

(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:44, Reply)

And indeed wished you luck the day before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Oh fabulous ! That'll be a win-win for everyone involved, especially me, which at the end of the day, counts the most.
You get to smash someone's legs in (I suggest one knee cap and opersite elbow, but it's up to you really, I honestly don't mind).
He gets something new to bitch and moan about.
And I get to live in fleeting hope for a moment or two longer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Repeat everything in a high piched mock girls voice.
That's an auto-win for an argument.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Don't forget to suddenly bring up past arguments
that he thought were long forgotten.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:00, Reply)

And his tiny cock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)

It's not tiny
it's just not huge either.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)

It was a cheap gag and I'm sorry.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I could tell him that I consider his manhood to be less than average
but that really isn't the placating manner I was going for this evening.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I don't know Tennis Boy, but I'd imagine you telling him that won't improve his mood at all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I'd consider "less than average"
as something of a compliment. I'd walk around with my chest all puffed out and stuff.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Surely if you puff your torso out, it'll make your cock look smaller?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Yeah but that'd be ok
since a man with only a less than average penis has length to spare.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)

There's some sort of zen double negative thing going on here
it's too much for my exhausted brain to deal with.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Christ, why?
how small is yours?
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Papa Smurf laughs at me at the urinals

( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Blue urinal blocks are made from Smurf shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I don't see what he's got to giggle about
his is blue.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I saw this picture once of a man with a tattoed dragon on his penis, with a tube that goes up through the penis and out a little hole, that he hooked up to a gas tank, which he set on fire.
I think that was the most impressive penis I've ever seen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

NSFW
roeiboot.com/funny/Pics/dragon_penis.jpeg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Yes, I've seen that one before
not in real life, obviously.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:57, Reply)

As a fellow tattoo'd man, I have to respect him for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)

How is your tatt doing Gonz? Not too itchy I hope.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Alright Jeff?
It's alright, doesn't itch at all, it's like it's not there (in terms of any sort of pain/scabbing/itching/whatever).

I like it, but when I told the doctor this morning he said "Oh, from The Lion King?", and quite a few collegues have said that too. I know it's a natural conclusion, but it's a bit '=/' that someone would think that a first tattoo would be from a disney film. Mind you, the disney film might mean a lot to someone, so I guess that's cool too.

I think it's the most supprising thing I've done though, no one expects me to have one, espesh people who know me and my needlephobia.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Had you been planning it for a while?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

There are 3 Tats that I've wanted for about 5 years now.
- Hakuna Matata
- Munish Tuhna Alilah Ah-ha-zair ('Why should this night be different from all others')... but in hebrew script. It was another expresion my Dad used.
- "Honor Thy Father" (and eventually) "; and they mother", again, in hebrew.

I was sitting around talking to Tu' about it on friday night and then on saturday she said "Do you still want to do it?" and I was like "You know what? Yeah', I do.". So I did. Tu' is an amazing person, totally seriously love her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Even if she did get called your mother.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Tourette's is like the internet's universal mum
the lovely one off adverts, except with more swearing and farting.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)

One can only assume that either DG is some sort of God.
Or that he is punching well above his weight!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)

He's pretty awesome too.

(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I don't doubt it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Funnily enough,
my first name means 'like unto God' in Hebrew. So you're sort of right.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Does your surname means
'One punch'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I believe my surname
is of Irish extraction, but I'm not going to state the meaning on here!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)

It's Dale Farm isn't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Damn.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Hah, totally.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

That's why I married her.
She's waxing lyrical on the phone to her mum about your cooking on Friday night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)

=D
It's all a euphanisum for "Amazing food".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Having drilled a hole in his cock
to make it breathe fire, I'd go further than "impressive", I think I'll upgrade it to full-on "terrifying"
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)

And how would he know when he was suffering from cystitis?
It burns! It burns!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Commitment to a cause, I suppose...
even if the cause is being a raging headwrong.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

*Scrubs off list of 'Things To Get Berk To Marry Me'*
Tattoo my penis and pubic region like a flaiming dragon with a stud in the helmet and post it on the internet for everyone to see

I'll be honest with you here Berk, 100% honest, I'm glad about this one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Hahahaha!

(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)