And his tiny cock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:01, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It's not tiny
it's just not huge either.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)

It was a cheap gag and I'm sorry.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I could tell him that I consider his manhood to be less than average
but that really isn't the placating manner I was going for this evening.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I don't know Tennis Boy, but I'd imagine you telling him that won't improve his mood at all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I'd consider "less than average"
as something of a compliment. I'd walk around with my chest all puffed out and stuff.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Surely if you puff your torso out, it'll make your cock look smaller?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Yeah but that'd be ok
since a man with only a less than average penis has length to spare.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)

There's some sort of zen double negative thing going on here
it's too much for my exhausted brain to deal with.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Christ, why?
how small is yours?
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Papa Smurf laughs at me at the urinals

( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Blue urinal blocks are made from Smurf shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I don't see what he's got to giggle about
his is blue.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I saw this picture once of a man with a tattoed dragon on his penis, with a tube that goes up through the penis and out a little hole, that he hooked up to a gas tank, which he set on fire.
I think that was the most impressive penis I've ever seen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

NSFW
roeiboot.com/funny/Pics/dragon_penis.jpeg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Yes, I've seen that one before
not in real life, obviously.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:57, Reply)

As a fellow tattoo'd man, I have to respect him for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)

How is your tatt doing Gonz? Not too itchy I hope.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Alright Jeff?
It's alright, doesn't itch at all, it's like it's not there (in terms of any sort of pain/scabbing/itching/whatever).

I like it, but when I told the doctor this morning he said "Oh, from The Lion King?", and quite a few collegues have said that too. I know it's a natural conclusion, but it's a bit '=/' that someone would think that a first tattoo would be from a disney film. Mind you, the disney film might mean a lot to someone, so I guess that's cool too.

I think it's the most supprising thing I've done though, no one expects me to have one, espesh people who know me and my needlephobia.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Had you been planning it for a while?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

There are 3 Tats that I've wanted for about 5 years now.
- Hakuna Matata
- Munish Tuhna Alilah Ah-ha-zair ('Why should this night be different from all others')... but in hebrew script. It was another expresion my Dad used.
- "Honor Thy Father" (and eventually) "; and they mother", again, in hebrew.

I was sitting around talking to Tu' about it on friday night and then on saturday she said "Do you still want to do it?" and I was like "You know what? Yeah', I do.". So I did. Tu' is an amazing person, totally seriously love her.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Even if she did get called your mother.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Tourette's is like the internet's universal mum
the lovely one off adverts, except with more swearing and farting.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)

One can only assume that either DG is some sort of God.
Or that he is punching well above his weight!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)

He's pretty awesome too.

(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I don't doubt it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Funnily enough,
my first name means 'like unto God' in Hebrew. So you're sort of right.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Does your surname means
'One punch'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I believe my surname
is of Irish extraction, but I'm not going to state the meaning on here!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)

It's Dale Farm isn't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Damn.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Hah, totally.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

That's why I married her.
She's waxing lyrical on the phone to her mum about your cooking on Friday night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)

=D
It's all a euphanisum for "Amazing food".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Having drilled a hole in his cock
to make it breathe fire, I'd go further than "impressive", I think I'll upgrade it to full-on "terrifying"
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)

And how would he know when he was suffering from cystitis?
It burns! It burns!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Commitment to a cause, I suppose...
even if the cause is being a raging headwrong.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

*Scrubs off list of 'Things To Get Berk To Marry Me'*
Tattoo my penis and pubic region like a flaiming dragon with a stud in the helmet and post it on the internet for everyone to see

I'll be honest with you here Berk, 100% honest, I'm glad about this one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Hahahaha!

(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)