But she lives four doors down and I am genuinely afraid I'll wake up to see her staring at me through my window.
God knows what she'll do if I tell her to fuck off. I would ignore her texts and calls but she knocks for me if I do that and my mates think it's hilarious to let her in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Tell her you can't see her anymore as you need to spend more time with your coats.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)

She did call me a freak when she saw my shoes actually.
It was never going to work out from then.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Tell her your shoes are second to your jackets as friends as you've no room for mental clunge in your life.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

She definitely is a mental piece of clunge.
"I can't believe you're ignoring me, on my birthday as well" is the latest text. God knows how I was meant to know, I'm throwing my phone in a river.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Tell her...
'I thought if I ignored you on your special day, you'd finally get the message'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I guess that's what is wrong with the whole "Girl next door" fantasy....
... that she's, erm, err, next door. It should be that she eaither lives with you, or doesn't. No half way marks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)