I see, the dog
Thank you! It's good to know, if a bit impractical.

The midwife recommended us to have a second person in the hospital during the delivery. We thought of you but, again, impossible. I wish they'd invented teletransport already.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Aw : )
I would have loved that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

It would have been great to have you here
but then you'd need to be on call for the next 9 weeks, and be able to get to Worthing on a couple of hours. Impossible.

Then we thought of asking chickenlady, as she's a woman with experience, but she's got enough in her life as it is, poor thing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Like 6-packs and MASSIVE COCKS *falls over, giggling*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

It's hard work
to keep a man like that happy, don't you realise?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

PJM is a simple soul with simple tastes
all he needs is a mountain bike, somewhere to ride it, a cat that says "ALAN!" and a beautiful lady.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Are you calling Chickenlady a mountain bike?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

She has excellent suspension
if you know what I mean
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

And the wink, wink?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Yeah, she does that too
normally when she's sitting down.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)