Go on
Let's see how many we can keep alive at the same time.

What makes you stressed? I can't even think of all what I have to do in the next 3 weeks; I don't think I'll even have time to spend the rest of my holidays.

Alt. How do you relax?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:51, 111 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's money at the moment
I'm stressing over the lead up to Christmas. If I'd been sensible in previous months, this wouldn't be an issue, but ah well, there's nothing I can do about that now.

I've only got 3.5 days holiday left, so sadly I can't even take some time off to chill.

Alt: Reading is probably the best thing for me, especially if I've got a nice ale to enjoy the book with.

EDIT: Also, cooking is very relaxing, as long as I'm not cooking for others, as they just pester me, as I quite like to take my time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

As long as you don't get a loan
you'll be fine. Can't you hand made them?

I've got 24 days to use before my maternity leave, but now we're super busy so I don't think I will.

A nice Ale always help, doesn't it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Can you get paid for the hols you dont take?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Yes,
but I'll have to wait until next year, and I might be quitting before I come back from maternity leave. Just taking the hols made it much easier.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Very much so, especially my new favourite, Fursty Ferret.
Aye, I'm avoiding having to go down that avenue again.

Sadly, I'm crap at making things that aren't food, so unless they wanted a slap up meal, I'd be pretty knackered.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

What about sweets?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I could try, but knowing me, would fuck up

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Worth a go though?
Do a trial run or two now and make small batches. Close to Christmas, make them in larger amounts then buy some nice boxes to put them in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Shall have a see
We do secret santa in our family, so we need to make the draw for that soon, so I can work out what else I could possibly do.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Do you brew beer
You could do a small batch now and it should be ready for Christmas.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Only way that would work is if I get my eldest brother, as only he and I drink Ale, sadly
I'm going to speak to my sister, get her to do the Secret Santa this weekend
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Sloe gin?
Every body likes it, and it's easy. And in a nice jar it looks very decorative too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Hmm, this is a good idea

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

You'll have to go picking the sloes now
or the birds will eat them all!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I agree
Sweets or chocolates.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Fursty Ferret is nice
As are several of the Badger ales. My favourite is England's Gold.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

England's Gold is bloody lovely stuff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Shall give that a try tonight, methinks

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Two internet recommendations?
You'd be a fool not to.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Badger ales are very popular on here
I'm yet to try one I don't like
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Long Days is quite nice too.
It's more summer beer though. Very slight hint of raspberry, and I don't normally like fruity beers. It's very subtle, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Ooh I've not tried that one
I too don't really care for fruit beers, but if it is subtle in the same way as Williams Bros' Grozet (hint of gooseberry) then I should think I might like it.
I like beer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)

It is very, very subtle, so worth a try.
There's one Badger beer I'm not keen on as it's got a quite strong grapefruity aftertaste. Might be Golden Glory.

if you have an Aldi nearby they were doing a 12 bottle box with Long Days, England's Gold, Fursty Ferret and Tangle Foot in it. Think it was £14.99.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

*makes mental note to check Aldi tonight*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

It's worth a look
they had stacks in our local one over the summer. Not sure if there will be any left now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Golden Glory has a kind of flowery peachy taste
Which I rather like. There is also Golden Champion tastes of elderflowers.
I may have to find my nearest Aldi, although I usually use a nice independent offie.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Peachy, that was it.
Not keen, personally.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

One is enough
I wouldn't drink it all night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I'm not very keen on Poacher's Choice
But apart from that, the rest are delicious.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Do it.
Your tastebuds will love you for it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Too many threads make me stressed.
Alt: Until current stocks run out and I give up - I get stoned.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

So
We're forcing you into drugs by asking too many questions?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Yes
It is all YOUR FAULT. YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE AND I HATE YOU!!!!!

*slams door*
*stomps upstairs*
*slams bedroom door*
*turns music on loud*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

*psst*
September has now ended
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

You have a whole year of sleeping to look forward to.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)

*snore*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

You're doing it again?
I thought you had enough last year.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

That sounds awesome
I mean, I'd be happy with a whole 8 hours, but a whole year? Wow.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

You'd get bored
Sleeping is over rated.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

You won't think that in a couple of months

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I was just joking
I'm already missing it. Not that I don't sleep at night, I kind of pass out and don't even feel the baby or go to the toilet, but I feel tired all day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I'm still not getting the September ending thing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1049393#post1049414
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1091513#post1091523
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Ah, thanks Al
It was actually Mudhoney that I put on loud in that post above...
Never been a Green Day fan.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Badger beer, Mudhoney...
Are you me in disguise?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Piece of Pie?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

*Touches you*
/sick

Possibly, what number are you thinking of right now?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

30,000

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

No, I'm not you then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

women
alt: women
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Well you don't have to worry about women anymore now you're married.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

No, that's all his worries about women over...
???
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

haha!
This^
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Women.
The ones I like always seem to have boyfriends and irritatingly strong moral codes.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

You forgot, and old.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I must be going senile too
because I can't make sense of this however hard I try.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I was just bigging myself up.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

But you're not old

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Not in my head, no.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Your head is WRONG

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

hahahhahahahahha

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

You shuttup!
I know what she means.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Oh, he's nasty
I've been thinking why he found it funny, and I know now.

Would you be upset with me if I inscribe you to the Gok show? I think he'll do you nicely and you'll feel much better after it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

No, he'll only try and make me all girly and boring.
I prefer being single and looking a bit different.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I don't think he will
He'll try to keep your style, but making your good bits look better. I honestly think you're very sexy, and you keep putting yourself down.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I second this comment.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Oh, lol

( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

And they won't even let you freeze their shit?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I NO RITE
NO ass lollies for you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I relax by visiting DG and tourettes.
It's like a shot of novacaine straight into a majory artery.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'm totally changing my board sig now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Ha!
May not work for everyone though.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I second the fact that DG is cool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Have you met ?

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Yes we did
We had a couple of pints on Friday afternoon at the Centurion pub next to the station in Newcastle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Good lad.
Now you have to try and get over for a proper knees up.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

^ This.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Knees legs
up apart
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

This sounds like a better option!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I'm sure DG would be happy to oblige.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

BRACE YOURSELF, I'M GOING IN DRY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

*Bites pillow*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I might have to invite myself over
Do you know if they like babies?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Not really but I think Mildew does.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

The missus does.
I couldn't eat a whole one, myself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Mildew?
If they don't like babies then there's no point. I was going to ask them to babysit.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Mildew is the dog.
I would totally babysit if you lived nearer.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I see, the dog
Thank you! It's good to know, if a bit impractical.

The midwife recommended us to have a second person in the hospital during the delivery. We thought of you but, again, impossible. I wish they'd invented teletransport already.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Aw : )
I would have loved that.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

It would have been great to have you here
but then you'd need to be on call for the next 9 weeks, and be able to get to Worthing on a couple of hours. Impossible.

Then we thought of asking chickenlady, as she's a woman with experience, but she's got enough in her life as it is, poor thing.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Like 6-packs and MASSIVE COCKS *falls over, giggling*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

It's hard work
to keep a man like that happy, don't you realise?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

PJM is a simple soul with simple tastes
all he needs is a mountain bike, somewhere to ride it, a cat that says "ALAN!" and a beautiful lady.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Are you calling Chickenlady a mountain bike?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

She has excellent suspension
if you know what I mean
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

And the wink, wink?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Yeah, she does that too
normally when she's sitting down.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

babysit take on a whole rugby team on a pool table

you they

lived nearer offered
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Oh al : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

That's what you shout when they all start coming.
I'm never going to get bored of doing this sort of thing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

If it makes you happy, you carry on.

( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

You say that to all the boys.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

And then when they try and say things like "errrm, well actually I was just going to go home and have a toasted sandwich"
You grab them and tie them to a chair and force feed them viagra and the then milk their balls dry.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

"Blousie's dairy farm"
Company slogan: Don't eat the cheese.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Like so
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I'll be honest
I didn't try that hard to escape.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

You have no idea how true this is.
I really must stop being so nice.
( girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Don't ever change BeeGeeBee, please don't ever change.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I drank a lot of gin last night
It helped me relax
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Poppers

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)