You'd probably survive.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:06, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

She has text me twice and rang me in the last twenty minutes :(

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Oh Barry
You have a chance of sex and you're not sure.

Just get in there. Stop fucking whinging. If some bird a few doors down from me was after a bit I'd be there like shit off a shiney shovel.

I'm 43 next month. No hope and Bob Hope.

Do it you silly git.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Well that makes me feel better about my 43-year-old chances
Git.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

If you're going to shag around
Do it when you're younger.

Shagging around chances don't come readily at a later age.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

She doesn't just want sex.
She wants a full on relationship and thinks we're in one. I want nothing of the sort.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Stop shagging her then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)