Captain.
With a lack of Wormy support, might I suggest you light some candles and have a romantic bath for one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is that the new euphemism for 'a nice leisurely wank'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

hahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I suppose it could be.
Although it might be worth putting the candle out first. Unless you wanted to invent the waxing-wank....

*Runs off to Dragons' Den to get investment*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

i went for the candles thing
but found i had lots of matches and no matchbox to light them on until i relised i'd used it for a pinhole camera some time ago. So yeah, i just lit a candle off of a camera.

i'm not sure how that all got complicated. I think I'm tired
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)