Ah. That.
I may have been overstating the case for cemedic effect on the internet.

As it turns out, I've heard he's retired anyway. I should find out soon enough, as I've been called in for an MOT.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

+N +Y

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Fuck. I heard that's terminal, with no treatment.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Think of the MDs you'll get!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I already have some
and am popping them like a bastard right the fuck now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)

\m/
*MD high-fives*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Seriously.
I'm in fucking agony today.

It's meant I've had to take a day off from whatever it is I pretend to do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I'm doing 3 hours sleep a night at the moment with a knackered back
It is NOT FUN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

sleep is massively overrated
as is having a full range of movement.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

*attempts high five*
*misses*
*spasms back*
*falls on floor*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)

It's fun down here, curled up in a foetal position.
All the cool kids are doing it these days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

We rock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

backwards and forwards, sobbing quietly

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

piss

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)

hahaha

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

slowly back and forwards
while whimpering quietly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

It wasn't quiet on Monday at the chiropractors, thats for sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Cor, there'll be vigorous rummaging around in your lady bits and a finger up your bum if your lucky

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

There had better fucking not be.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)