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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What do you have on your toast?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Only spread.
You can't sully toast with nonsense like jam.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Where do you stand a Marmite?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
On top of the jar.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
That's a strange place to stand.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
as far away as possible

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
And you're just strange.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I thought we already knew that.
Anyway, I've ghone for sherbert lemons instead.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I've not had a sherbert lemon in years.
Or a chocolate lime either come to think about it.

I CALL OLD SKOOL SWEETS!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Sherbert lemons hold a special place in our house
on account of certain properties they hold.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Viagra?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Hahaha.
Not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)
is shertbert tingly on your bits?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
You know how when men eat curry, it makes them 'taste' a bit bitter?
Well, sherbert lemons....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Phal.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Are we supposed to glean you and mr b3th
are cannibals who forcefeed your victims with sherbert lemons?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)
If I am reading b3th's post correctly
you've just accused her and her husband of kidnapping, force feeding and, er "milking" men for their consumption.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)
More specifically sailors aboard naval vessels

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Mariners, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)
I spot the deliberate misunderstanding :P

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:34, Reply)
I did it for comedic value

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Attracting children into vans?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Or puppies in the woods.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)

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