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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'll bet you're all watching the MOBO awards.
You urban music lovers.

If you're not. what ARE you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:01, 81 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Nothing.
Just wondering where everyone else is. And contemplating more toast.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
What do you have on your toast?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Only spread.
You can't sully toast with nonsense like jam.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Where do you stand a Marmite?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
On top of the jar.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
That's a strange place to stand.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
as far away as possible

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
And you're just strange.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I thought we already knew that.
Anyway, I've ghone for sherbert lemons instead.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I've not had a sherbert lemon in years.
Or a chocolate lime either come to think about it.

I CALL OLD SKOOL SWEETS!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Sherbert lemons hold a special place in our house
on account of certain properties they hold.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Viagra?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Hahaha.
Not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)
is shertbert tingly on your bits?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
You know how when men eat curry, it makes them 'taste' a bit bitter?
Well, sherbert lemons....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Phal.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Are we supposed to glean you and mr b3th
are cannibals who forcefeed your victims with sherbert lemons?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)
If I am reading b3th's post correctly
you've just accused her and her husband of kidnapping, force feeding and, er "milking" men for their consumption.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)
More specifically sailors aboard naval vessels

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Mariners, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)
I spot the deliberate misunderstanding :P

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:34, Reply)
I did it for comedic value

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)
Attracting children into vans?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Or puppies in the woods.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I'm inventing a new form of philosophy: post-modern botulist wooly logic.
Just so I can abbreviate it to PoMoBoWoLo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I'm liking that.
(Without going as far as clicking 'I like this')
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
tumbleweed...

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Excited about your trip?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
a little bit, not so much

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)
How long are you away for?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)
14th until the 10th dec

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
And this is at that International School, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
aye yup, just can't be arsed really

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
but it'll be an adventure

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Urban music? Made in cities?
I'm watching the news and looking on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Don't buy any of b3th's old shit.
What are you in the market for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Just a general browse
I need a new coat
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Barry from Eastenders likes this.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)
...and has started talking about himself in the third person

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)
JeffTheDogFucker would never do this.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I'm schizophrenic.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
No you're not you liar.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
Yes I am.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Do you need a new coat
Or would you like a new coat?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Both
I know I should wait til I've lost weight, but I do like coats
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
You should get together with Bazza.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
He's too young, hip and thin for me

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
Whereas I'm too old, hip and thin!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I'm destined to be fat and uncool
*lunges for the Celebrations tin*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
You'll always be my miniature hero Amberl.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Jeff you're a Rose

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)
All of my posts are from Quality Street.
And on that note. I take a bow, and bid you good night.

*Pulls on sweater, gets ready to deliver you some Milk Tray, but fears you'll too young to remember the advertisments, so finds a link...*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHxoihUTS0M
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
That advert is pure all Gold

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)
Well, that's cause for celebration.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I'm going that way.
For dinner I had lamb dansak, sag aloo, pilau rice and five popadoms. Desert was two Mars bars. What's wrong with me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Hunger Barry
Get back on the wagon tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:18, Reply)
Oi!
I need people to buy my old shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
What old shit are you selling at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Nothing exciting.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
I never asked it your shit was exciting!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Drinking wine
Waiting for hot chicks to force themselves on me. You know, the usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:36, Reply)
my mate just told me he has 3 dates arranged for this month!
all with different girls.

is there a man shortage or something? I've not been asked out in nearly a year
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
I wouldn't know, I pick inconvenient women.
From my perspective, there's a very definite girl shortage. All the ones I meet are attached.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
They must all be hiding

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
At least, that's what they tell you.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
i only know music form the countryside
I'm revelling in the fact my computer works and thinking about sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Your computer is about to sleep?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
it's possible
it's had a hard day
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Are you alright Captain?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
i'm alright
do I sound not alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)
You never sound alright.
You're a mentalist*.

*But a nice one, who makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
yay!
yesterday I found myself doing something quite mad even for me: pretending to be a super villain while stroking one of my guinea pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I expect nothing less.
And I'd be a bit 'meh' if you stopped that sort of behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
i wouldn't like to inflict that upon you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Like Mike Oldfield?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
uhh..
*doesn't get joke*

something about Jethro tull and Songs from the Wood
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Mike Oldfield bought a country house deep in Herefordshire after the success of "Tubular Bells", and has lived there ever since.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)
oh
i thought perhaps there was some song he did about the countryside. It's not that unusual to move there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)
Well, there was this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2UflUdryY8

And he did name second album (Hergest Ridge) after the house in question.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 23:02, Reply)

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