How long before you earn a seat on Dragons Den?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

As soon as my shipment of shoulder pads arrives.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:14, Reply)

shoulder incontinence
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:18, Reply)

*Kiegals*

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:24, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/TensCare-itouch-Pelvic-Floor-Exerciser/dp/B001S2LGH0/ref=sr_1_2?s=drugstore&ie=UTF8&qid=1317886338&sr=1-2

They've called it the itouch...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:33, Reply)

What the fuck!?
www.amazon.co.uk/Neen-Anuform-Anal-Rectal-Electrode/dp/B00366Q5KE/ref=pd_sim_d2
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Also this
www.amazon.co.uk/Neen-021972-Periform-Vaginal-Electrode/dp/B00366JH9K/ref=pd_sim_d3
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Well these all look like things that I want to appear in my Recently Viewed Items list on amazon.
"Here are some recommendations based on previous items you have viewed"
*doesn't click*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Could be worse. You could have that "book" by James Hutchings in your recently viewed items.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:44, Reply)

I have
It doesn't seem to have very good reviews though...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:47, Reply)

That's not an electrode!
THIS is an electrode: eustorecdn.recon.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/697x700/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/O/M/OMG_LG_1.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Ouch!!!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

There's actually a bigger one
called "The Decimator" but I can't find the picture.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Oh my!

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I'm in.
I thought of a great invention while at Monty's bash. Actually while travelling down on the train.

An anti-camel toe device that ladies slip down their gusset. Just a bit of squeezy bottle really, but for 10 quid a pop, I could make millions.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:18, Reply)

Camel toe is God's way of telling you to wear looser pants.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:23, Reply)

Maybe so, but who listens to God nowadays?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:37, Reply)

The women I'm with are always pleading with him for help
or telling him no.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 8:38, Reply)