Indian would've been really nice
what I actually had was carrots, celery and a couple of spicy lamb meat balls.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

BALLS!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)

My mother and my sister sniggered in exactly the same way
when I brought the plates into the dining room
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

I note the plural of plate has been used....
Are you really watching what you eat?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Mother, father, sister
= plates. And I've been doing badly because of the sheer amount of cakes and chocolates lying around the place here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

hehehe
Sorry for calling your plating skills into question.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I'm going to skip the weigh in this week
I think it'll depress me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Don't worry about your weight. Just try and find a shape you're happy with!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

This advice is too sensible
but the shape I'd be happy with is slim
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Well follow my advice.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Invest in a corset
slim + megaboobage = win
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)

...
I'm not a goth
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

or larper

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Pirate wench?
I reckon you could pull that off.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)

There is a statue of Amberl on the bar on the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I couldn't pull any sort of wench off

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)

OH MY DEAR SWEET AMBERL !
/ac

Stop this foolishness, you're worth so much more than that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

're worth +weigh
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:34, Reply)

You're really not that big.
In fact, I'd say you're just right... if it helps you at all, if it'll make you feel better, I wouldn't say 'no'. I mean, at first I would, but it wouldn't be 'cus of your size, it would be more to save face, you know, so I can respect myself in the morning and all my friends won't think I'm a complete slutbag.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)