I had the 'look like a man' discussion
with my friend, who thought about it and said I'd be a hot man, and that my breasts would translate into, and I quote 'a horse cock'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well I'm buggered either way then
and for god's sake woman you are NOT FAT.
(berk, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Oddly, I've just made a similar comment.
If Amberl really wants to make some life-improvements, she could take some golf lessons.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

take give
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Lesson one
'The chav flattener'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Lesson two
The 'smash the commie in the face'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Lesson Three.
*Ordering an ice-cream that looks like a good idea at the time, but on reflection, it's a bit big, and Jeff 'have you spotted a bin anywhere?'*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

:(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

At least you got in the spirit of things.
Blousie had a coffee and I had nowt!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Me and CQ had double flavours
cos we is well ard, innit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I love ice cream and sunshine and seaside
I wish I'd been able to go :(
(berk, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

so do I.
And cavy too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

berk.
If it'll make you happy, we'll go next year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Yay!
I want to go to Brighton as well, I've never been.
(berk, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Gonz likes Brighton
Maybe he could organise something?

I'll take you RIGHT UP THE PROMENADE if that's what you'd like.

Alternatively, can we just go to the cafe that features in Quadrophenia?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Does Brighton have a promenade?

(berk, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

If it does, is that an acceptance?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Money and time dependent, yes.

(berk, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Woo - You'll be my prom queen!
Oh I do like to be beside the sea-side.
Oh I do like to be beside the sea.
Oh I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom,
Where the brass-band play 'FUCK OFF WEST BROM'
Just incase Lighty reads this
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)

*points two fingers at eyes*
*points fingers at Jeff*

Don't make us come down there and beat you 5-1 again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

#Sings....
'You're not as good as Blackpool!'

(Who beat us 5-0)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I was busy buying a dozen sticks of rock.
Which I left in my bag. Which was at Boyce Towers come the evening of the great bash Boyce.

Not to be out done, I left it behind when I left. I assumed he'd appreciate a few 'rocks'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I read that as 'great gash boyce'
which didn't really surprise me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I'll tell Lusty you said that.
Then you'll be in trouble.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Lesson four
'Give some chavvy oiks a good fucking slap for trying to start something'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Lesson five
*Look after Jeff in case it kicks off at the bus stop back in Bristol*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

*Thinks of woeful performance*
and that wasn't a complaint about weight, but my long face.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

There are more important things you'd not want to under perform in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Hah, horses'n'courses and all that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)