Can't I have 6 wanks and a pint?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

or 6 pints of wank

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

6 wanks would make a pint, for some people

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Not me though, can you imagine gushing out a pint, it'd almost be painful.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:56, Reply)

It'd be like in cartoons when a fire hydrant gets knocked over
and one of the characters is on top of the gushing water.

Except it wouldn't be water, it'd be spunk and it wouldn't be a cartoon character, it'd be your girlfriend. That would make your cock red and metal, but I think I'll gloss over that bit.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

The stuff that goes on inside your head worries me.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

It's the lumps on the sides of the fire hydrant that worry me.

( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Eww.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Also the fact that in an emergency
the Fire Brigade are going to come along, hook up to my gonads and splurge me all over a building.

I kind of wish I hadn't gone down this mental road, now.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

How would they hook you up?
it'd have to be like some kind of milking machine. And I'm not sure the firemen would be particularly happy about having to fluff your hose, so to speak.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Not if they've already had to slide down a pole at the station.
Before polishing their helmets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'd really rather not think about it
I've only got one place you could jam a hose into my body and it's not an idea I'm terribly comfortable with.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I guess it could work like one of those decent super soakers with the pump.
Someone stands behind you, pumps it up, aims and then presses down on sweet spot to shoot it out.


( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I've seen videos where that's the general idea, yes.
I'm not convinced it would put out a fire though.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I just Oh Grim'd myself.... "Maybe not a fire, but you could blow out some candles on a birthday cake".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Nobody would want to eat that cake after you put out the candles.
That's a fact.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Yeah.
that sticky white stuff is usually icing...
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I guess you could eat around it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Can you imagine how sticky and goey someone would be after that?
They'd need a scalding hot shower.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I wonder if you save it up a little bit 'till it solidifys a bit, you could scalp it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

You could help the council save money
by resurfacing their roads for them
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I wonder what's on a porn star's CV.
I want to see a porn star's CV now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I saw one of those through work the other week. True story.
It was rather boring.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Was it laminated?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

You'd need to get the Vax out too

( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)