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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Christmas stuff has been in the shops for weeks
they were putting the Christmas lights up in Birmingham on Wednesday.

I hate capitalism.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Welcome to The Cause Comrade

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)
the thing is, though
that from around the 10th of December onwards, I am like a tiny tiny child. I love Christmas. I just hate the ever-growing buildup to it.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)
You're like a tiny child all year round - short-arse.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)
true
I look like a 12 year old in my bobble hat, as well.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
We'll have to start calling you Pootle

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)
ha
Totally this^
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I can't imagine berk will remember The Flumps.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
In have the tune in my head now.
Flumps was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Mint!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdHD2l-QVIg
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
thank you!
that cheered me up after being on the phone to me mum for a while. That was pretty depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Not a problem Captain!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
badum badum badum da do.
badum badum badum da do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Here ya go Blousie.
Have a go on this!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedq1VhaS90
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
I remember it well but this was more my childhood memory.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f0oHGkVoPA&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Half of the links you post are already purple for me...

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Then you've got no excuse for not knowing all of the references to yester-year.
Either that, or you never clear your internet history!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Probably the latter

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Swap the word 'bod' for 'berk'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=elgrXip6Wm0&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Before my time...

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Edumacate yourself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDXMUR7eY_8
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Fuck me berk, this is hard work.
*One day, I promise to shoehorn in a reference you'll 'get'*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
There's still enough siilliness in my to like the good bits, but saddly it gets more and more burried under the loathing for the comercial bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Oi! I'm in charge of vetting new recruits, remember.
Even the female ones.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Yeah, but I'm alright, surely?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)
the 'vetting' process ids pretty rigourous.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)
sounds... interesting?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I dunno. I haven't interegated you yet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
If you want another number
I've been on the cause since I don't know when.

Actually I do. Since March 3rd 1997, when Kim Howells made his speech.

Edit - Am I taking this too seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I refer you to Comrade Blousie.
She tests all new recruits but you can have a provisional number of 4. I should make a badge or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
At the rate your Cause is growing
you'll probably have to buy three new copies of the Communist Manifesto, feeding some money into capitalism
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)
you'd think.
But we all share the one, like good comrades should.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Means we all have to get closer : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
It also means that some of your less fortunate comrades
will have to learn how to read
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Are you implying Berk can't read?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Why berk? She's not a communist

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Or illiterate.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Too true

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Well, so far there are only 4 memebers of the B3ta Communist Party.
Me - Head, obviously
Blouski - Membership secretary and loveliness tester
Berk - Probationary
The Disappointed - Probationary

we're all going to cuddle up together on the BUS OF REVOLUTION and read the manifesto together on cold winter nights.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
I thought it was Cavy with the bowl for the car keys?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)
that's a whole other party

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I think you get much the same people at both
share and share alike after all
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I like how TD is hedging his bets...
Being someone with several vehicles.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
A sexeh party.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
It sounds like a closeknit society

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)
You sound jealous.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I couldn't think of anything else to say
*sits alone in a capitalist party of one*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
An individualist should be happy to be of societal ties, no?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
I'm happy to have societal ties
but I'm not cuddling up with people in sandals and kaftans
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)
We'll have none of that.
a loveliness requirement is one thing, but I draw the line at hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I include CND badges in that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I might own a small one.
this does not make me a hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I beg to differ
you hippy communist
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:05, Reply)
You wore my anarchist hat.
by your own logic you are one of us.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I was clutching a small picture of Margaret Thatcher at the time
so I'm fine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)
You never go anywhere with out your lucky Thatch Pants, do you?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I didn't think you were interested in joining.
or a hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)
meh
I have been described as hippy. Not sure if I'm a proper one. I do own sandals, but the kaftan is only for a larp character :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Hmm, well apply to Comrade Blouski
if you want to join.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)
with toys all around you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Like a one woman teddy bear's tea party.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)
That sounds scarily infantile
thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I don't mind looking after the vodka.
But I don't want to join.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Check out Groucho Marx over here!

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Ooooh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
The BGB has met me
And probably regrets it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Is that a commendation or not?
I could sit quietly at the back taking notes.

Or I could drive the BUS OF REVOLUTION.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)
BUS OF REVOLUTION!!
I like this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I have a PCV
I own two buses.

I can drive THE BUS OF REVOLUTION!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I have pvc and I own two breasts.
I win.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)
^ WINNER!
In the words of Ron Pickering 'AWAY YOU GO!'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTkHK8TQvrQ
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Like those 'light of jesus' buses
except better?
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Far better
We're off to the promised land, kids!

I'm driving, and my goodness how we'll meet that tractor quotient in the next five year plan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)
They'll get their bus from the Westboro Baptist Church.
It'll save them decorating it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
I don't much care for it, but it's the only way I'm going to get food on the table.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I think only lovely people should become communitsts and then it would work really well.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
This is why you get to vet them.
To assess loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I am an expert on loveliness.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
'Zactly!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
But then who would be in charge of internal security.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
There will be no need.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Not Beria
That was a little mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
communismLOLs

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
This could be where Stalin went wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
That and being a wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
"Wanker" might, in context, be a slight understatement

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Butcher and despot might be better.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Now now lass.
That's an insult to butchers.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
A teeny tiny one.
He was, perhaps, a little misguided.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Well no
I think he was - like - rather in charge of what he was doing and don't talk him down, man. Right? Because, like, I mean if they were just farming for themselves, man, right, they were so fighting against the system, man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Well, obviously.
And a lot of these so called 'atrocities' have been blown out of all proportion by the western media man.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)
You can't fight Capitalism
By waving a Communist flag.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)
*places hand on heart*
*sings The Red Flag*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

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