You and Chompy
I dunno, I haven't really thought it through, he might not be able to see it, what with having you on ignore...
Alt: food.
Altalt: I don't wear perfume and would prefer it if girls didn't either as it frequently makes me sneeze and/or cough.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

he won't be able to see it
but any such baby would abort itself in utero anyway, so it won't happen. it has to be realistic, ffs. like darth and monty above.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Are you sugesting that it's more likely for two men to have a womb-free immaculate conception
than it is for you to shag Cho... oh. Yes, you are.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

there really are some people whose sperm should really swim backwards so it could never impregnate anyone, ever
his dad was one of those people.

see also: tony blair, paul daniels, either miliband brother, bros, michael buble... it's a long long list.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

In a "Go fuck yourself" kind of way?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:16, Reply)

so long as it doesn't produce offspring
it can fuck whomever it wants!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Chompyswipe
As a b3ta name, that isn't half bad...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

no
it's fully heinously bad.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Which of course makes it wonderfully brilliant.
Streisand effect, innit?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

there's things that are so bad they are good
and then there's just... shit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)