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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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b3ta babies
god it's quiet on here today. let's play god and create some b3ta babies. who would you cross-breed with whom, and why, and what would the resulting bastard offspring be like? bonus points for comedy names.

alt q: lunch, i suppose. a new lebanese place has just opened up near here, so i am checking that out today.

alt alt q: what perfume/aftershave are you wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:01, 155 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Darth Foxtrot and Monty Boyce.
Darth Boyce... fabulously dressed but really hates David Bowie!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)
ooh that baby would have some internal conflicts
maybe in 2 years time they could have a little brother for it, monty foxtrot.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Give a child a name like Monty Foxtrot
and you guarantee it will end up working in porn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)
You could live your dreams vicariously through the child.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)
The Luggage and The Supreme Crow
= The Supreme Luggage

like some kind of LV carrion
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:22, Reply)
I like this.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:22, Reply)
Sportscow and Chickenlady
The resulting offspring

Alt: Whatever I can grab in town.

Alt Alt: D&G of some sort
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)
I fucking love this!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)
The picture of your offspring?
Or getting a go on Chickenlady?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Bit of both, really
EDIT:

I have no idea what chickenlady looks like but she posted a picture of her pants, and that'll do for me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:16, Reply)
If you don't know what she looks like then she must be hot!
Also, pants phwooar!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)
She's extremely naughty, in the best way possible
And she's rather lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Cow and Chicken it is then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:23, Reply)
You and Chompy
I dunno, I haven't really thought it through, he might not be able to see it, what with having you on ignore...
Alt: food.
Altalt: I don't wear perfume and would prefer it if girls didn't either as it frequently makes me sneeze and/or cough.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)
he won't be able to see it
but any such baby would abort itself in utero anyway, so it won't happen. it has to be realistic, ffs. like darth and monty above.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Are you sugesting that it's more likely for two men to have a womb-free immaculate conception
than it is for you to shag Cho... oh. Yes, you are.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)
there really are some people whose sperm should really swim backwards so it could never impregnate anyone, ever
his dad was one of those people.

see also: tony blair, paul daniels, either miliband brother, bros, michael buble... it's a long long list.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)
In a "Go fuck yourself" kind of way?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:16, Reply)
so long as it doesn't produce offspring
it can fuck whomever it wants!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Chompyswipe
As a b3ta name, that isn't half bad...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)
no
it's fully heinously bad.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)
Which of course makes it wonderfully brilliant.
Streisand effect, innit?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)
there's things that are so bad they are good
and then there's just... shit!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)
rachalswipe
Sits in the corner arguing with itself
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)
I had to read it a second time
and then I smiled.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Comrade Anodyne
would disappear in a cloud of political anti-matter
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)
i think it's bindun
when al went through his impersonating everyone phase.

but nobody puts swipey in the corner!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)
+because her arse won't fit


*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)
excuse me
my arse is tiny and toned.

it's the rest of me that won't fit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Not sure how the genetics work
But all the badgers together, to create The Mighty Amorous Grammar Badger.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I for one welcome our striped overlords

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Holy shit!
One of the guys in the office just had about the worst epilectic fit I've ever seen. Full on screaming, bouncing across the floor, everything. He's now snoring like you wouldn't believe.

This has to be the most interesting thing to happen here since... ever.

Yes, an ambulance has been called.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Get his wallet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Or put him in the bath
and get your washing done.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)
That was my first thought.
I'm a very bad man.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Sorry...
ery bad manirgin
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)
How long will it take for strikethroughs to become boring?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)

stri ethrough
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Forks?
Nope, you've lost me with this one, sporto.
Strikethroughs became boring long ago, apart from mine which was hilarious. I'm working with post-strikethrough humour which is highly sophisticated and I wouldn't expect you all to understand. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)
I just wanted to strikethrough The Luggage's post
is all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Ah, fair enough
strikethrough take
post virginity.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Y'see this is comedy gold right here ^
No?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)

No Oh tangledupinblue, you are the funniest guy I know.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Youtube or it didn't happen

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Completely missed the moment.
As I was trying to think of a way to wind Swipey up.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)
glad to see your priorities are exactly where they should be

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Rachelswipe and Bella
Bellaswipe, the pinkest feminist ever.

She'd even dye her leg hairs pink, so she could be feminist and fahbulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)
it's not lezzer licker porn
you don't get to watch the actual conception, you filthy pervert
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Thank fuck for that

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Reverend Antichrist
could get confusing and a bit meh about being fisted
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)
ha
this has amused me.

also sportscow and the supremecrow.

sportscrow. a flying beaky ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Best of all the ninjas!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Flying cows?
*invests in bigger umbrella*
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)
*pats on head*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)
My blackberry has decided to stop working as a phone.
I've tried the sim card in a different handset and a different sim card in my Blackberry and they both work fine, but when my sim card is in my blackberry I can't receive of make calls or use the internet. And yet it's telling me I have full 3G signal.

Does anyone here have any tips on what the problem might be?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Pop the battery
reinsert, try again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Tried that twice
just trying it again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Put in into aircraft mode and back on again?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)
If it's not doing it, Al
I think it's probably buggered and a call to the Support desk will be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)
What, ask an expert instead of us?
ARE YOU MAD?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)
the world hates you and wants you to remain incommunicado?
or were you looking for something a little more electronic?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)
The Blackberry is Al, the sim card is Swipers
They should get on brilliantly, but something's gone wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)
THIS is the best explanation
they work fine with others, but together there is a sullen refusal to communicate
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)
it's the communication that is the problem
we get on great when we aren't both posting on here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Good - that means I can rest easy and also enjoy the vitriolic posts. Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)
You say that, but then you delete as a friend on facebook.
Mixed messages ...
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)
The deepest and sharpest wound

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)
We haven't even BECOME fb friends. What does that say about us?
Sadtimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)
It says that I'm loading facebook right now
and I'm going to cry when you refuse my request
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)
I will accept your request.
One cannot have too many hot women on one's friend list.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I've totally ignored loads of requests from people from school wanting to become fb friends.
It's like reverse bullying. I imagine them sitting at their computer, wondering when I'm going to accept their request and I'm like all "FUCK YOU! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SNAPPING MY RULER IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!"
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Needs MOAR pinning to the wall
As they beg you to reverse your HA and accept their friend request.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)
haha!
Needless to say, I had the last laugh
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)
you called me a needy attention seeking spastic
when you grovel and kiss my arse as you SHOULD, i will re-add you.

i am expecting said grovelling to take place in about 2147.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)
He's got less than 9 hours?
Hurry Al!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Perhaps when you stop being so needy and attention seeking that will happen.
In the meantime, are there any other self taken photos of yourself that you want to add to your profile?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I am bringing a massive roll of cling film next Monday.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:02, Reply)
What for?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)
to cover up al's wife's shoulders maybe?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:12, Reply)
We are going to dinner with Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Ohh I see

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I hope he's kept you some baklava.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Nobody mentioned baklava.
I love bakalava.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:19, Reply)
The missus made a huge batch and brought it down.
Some of it was supposed to go to clenders and wooks but she forgot to take it when she left Gonz's.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)
We'll never see it :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)
He did say he'd keep some back...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Ha!
We'll see...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)
i used to hate baklava
until i had it at "as greek as it gets". now i am addicted to it.

which is not a good thing, given that it is nuts, honey and pastry, and there are fewer more fattening foods in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)
This is a contender:
www.economist.com/node/14587405
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)
NOMNOMNOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)
It's waaaay too sweet for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I find that
As I get to the tenth or eleventh piece I really start to feel nauseous.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)
it's ok, ta
your online validation isn't reeeeally worth enough for me to change my socks, never mind my posting style.

i am amused that you noticed you got deleted though. how attention seeking is THAT?! i wouldn't have a clue who deleted me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Hmmm...how about Gonz and Foxtrot?
That way, when Gonz moves to Brighton, he can sample all its delights, rather than just the food.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)
hahaha eeeow!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)
clendrix Boyce
would love itself so much and go on about guitar parts
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Best. Hair. Ever.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I know not of your wondrous hair

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)
It's mental.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)
you'd be able to see it on the 3 month scan

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Haaaaaaahahaha - like some smug, curly cloud of wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)
that is an awesome description
i am stealing it for my next bad hair day.

so, today, then.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Barryswipe
Oh wait, he already does
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)
i love this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)
I'm not volunteering to procreate with anyone.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)
darling you don't get to choose
that's the point. we are just raping you of your genes.

now come over here and mate with bobby, there's a good DG.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Er, no thanks swipey.
That doesn't really appeal, somehow...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)
A DG/Bobby offspring would polarise everyone.
We wouldn't know whether to love it for its cheeky northern ways, or kick its fat southern face in.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)
It'd want to be a natty dresser
but be unable to find clothes to fit
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Ha-ha

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Put an infusion of Darth's genes in.
Job done.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Comrade Quixote and and Amberl
Comramberl

A soft cheese with half the amount of fat in that it thinks it has
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)
This made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Oh oh oh! I have another one
Comrade Quixote, Amberl and Bella

Red, Amber, Green
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)
He'd polarise himself
and spend most of his time spinning around and around as his poles fought to repel each other.

He'd be the world's first perpetual motion device.

DG and Bobby MUST breed so that we can enslave their progeny for the sake of humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)
Sorry, I've suddenly remembered that I became a monk at the weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)
That's a bad habit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Lie back and think of velvet

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Mmmm, natty velvet...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)
+ey

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)
But is it bald?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Burt Chimpcaster innit?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)
That chimp has got more friends on faecebook
than me and the missus combined, the fucking babe magnet that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)
You and the missus dont molest Blousie
often
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Bert Chimpcaster?
Sounds like a sister-bothering monkey flinger.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)
God I hope not.
The insufferable, tedious prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I've looked over some of his posts recently.
Coherent isn't exactly how I'd describe them. Is he a mental or something?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)
He's a lolwaki.
And a colossal helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)
LIke this?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Not as good looking as that.
The man looks like a slightly less butch version of Alan Carr.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)
he can give
you can take
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Has to be Kroney and Turdd surely?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I vote we cross me with Kroney.
So can get some of his awesome genetics and recover from my ear-aids. Apparently I'll be deaf for 'up to 4 weeks', on the upside apparently the anti-biotics did some good, so I have more of them. joy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I have never had an ear infection.
This is a fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)
hmmm
an ear infection sex with a real human woman
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Hahaha
You know me all too well.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)
well come over to kensington
i'll take one for the team
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Yeah, I'm really keen to catch tonsilitis.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)
of the cock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Or anything of the cock for that matter.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Swelling?
Putting up the swipey chuff?
Sucking?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)
i didn't think it was contagious? and i didn't say you'd get any kissing.
but this week is fully booked anyway. as is next, and all weekends between now and mid-november.

maybe a monday night at the end of november?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Well, after 31 years
I guess another couple of months won't kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Hold on, if you're taking ones for the team...
You could make a man out of Darth as well.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)
*resists urge to strikethrough*
The problem is Luggo, you do tend to leave an open goal.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Very sporting of you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)

one for the a
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)

e for the a
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)
My real life surname is Mountain and Jessie's was Way...
We'd decided if we ever had a kid we'd call him Rocky Mountain-Way :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

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