He'd polarise himself
and spend most of his time spinning around and around as his poles fought to repel each other.

He'd be the world's first perpetual motion device.

DG and Bobby MUST breed so that we can enslave their progeny for the sake of humanity.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sorry, I've suddenly remembered that I became a monk at the weekend.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

That's a bad habit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Lie back and think of velvet

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Mmmm, natty velvet...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)

+ey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

But is it bald?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Burt Chimpcaster innit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

That chimp has got more friends on faecebook
than me and the missus combined, the fucking babe magnet that he is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

You and the missus dont molest Blousie
often
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Bert Chimpcaster?
Sounds like a sister-bothering monkey flinger.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

God I hope not.
The insufferable, tedious prick.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I've looked over some of his posts recently.
Coherent isn't exactly how I'd describe them. Is he a mental or something?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)

He's a lolwaki.
And a colossal helmet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

LIke this?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Not as good looking as that.
The man looks like a slightly less butch version of Alan Carr.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)

he can give
you can take
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Has to be Kroney and Turdd surely?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)