Will be day two in the states so prob being shot at

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

We live in hope.
At least you'll be happy with the food portions in the states.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Wow you're still here! New record?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Don't worry
New Scientist calculated that you only needed something like 30cm of body fat to be immune to small calibre pistol ammunition.

Sadly if they start using magnum rounds, or they're firing assault rifles, you're probably gonna die. But it must be reassuring to know you've got that small scale protection without needing to invest in body armour.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

On that basis he could survive a grenade blast.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

grenade nuclear
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

weapons grade lard.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Tastiest of all the WMDs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)