He's busy wanking over your 'fuck me' boots! :)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

They're leather though, it's wipe clean
so it's fine. Although my fuck me shoes are considerably more fuck me than the boots, mainly because they're so high I can barely walk in them so wiggle like Jessica Rabbit.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I've got a similar pair of trainers.
However, after 9 pints of 'Thorn, I tend to walk like Joey Deacon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Flidboots?
I have too much poise and, err, grace, to ever walk like that. Mmm hmm.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

berk. I've met you.
Remember that. Never try and kid a kidder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Oi!

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Sorry honey berk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Sometimes I think I should buy some heels just for the laugh.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

You don't need heels
I only wear them because I'm a bloody shortarse.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I know but I want to look like a lady : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

You are 100% lady!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

*sings*
'You're once, twice, three times a lady'.
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Do the ginormoboobs not achieve that look sufficiently?

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

They're not that bloody big berk.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Speaking comparitively here...

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I reach 'archieve' as 'alcohol' and thought you meant a bloke has to be drunk first.
Good thing you didn't, that would be quite rude.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

You already look like one of those.
you should try thigh book, I reckon you'd attract a whole new market.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

From my last dating website shennanigans it seems I already do.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I hear Dominatrixing pays well.
just saying....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

You know as well as I do I like to be the one under the boot as it were.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I know, I know.
but as a profession rather then a hobby, and you don't even have to have sex with them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

But I like sex.
You haven't thought this through properly have you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

well then you can sex the pretty ones.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Pfft!
pretty interesting
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

This ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

All this talk is reminding me of a film I really really love
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83DXny5IQyM
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

You have taken the Deacon crown.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I shall wear it with pride.
Evening PD.

Any luck?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Some.
Two interviews this week and another on the 28th. My work are still bellends though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Keep me posted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Aight.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)