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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bugger that silliness. Let's have a proper thread.I'm getting heartily sick of lying around at home with no energy. Other than watching films and wanking like a chimp, can any one suggest good ways to pass the time, preferably not involving leaving the flat?
Alt: longest time you've been stuck in bed, for whatever reason.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:48,
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Teach yourself to cook new things - you can get stuff delivered so you don't have to go out.
Alt: 10 days following an operation.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:50,
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Not a bad Idea.It's taking all the energy I have to cook, but I suppose it takes no more energy to cook new stuff. I can make it to the shops, I did today on the way back from the doc's, but I have to lie down for a bit afterwards.
What was the op?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:52,
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Spinal fusion - about 7 years ago.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:35,
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Four days with gastroenteritus and a day and a half playing hide the sausage.Why not play around with your tattoo design.
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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:50,
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This is also a good idea.I'll need to learn to use Gimp propperly, but this is also a good thing to do.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:55,
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Off of a website:getgimp.com/lp/index.php?pid=TR&s=google&c=getgimp&pk=4769
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:59,
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Nice Idea, but I don't have consols.Might see what I have lying around for the PC.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:56,
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PS3's are for superficial twats like me.Cos they're cooler init. 360s are for nerdwells.
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PS3s are great as media hubs and Blu Ray players.As a console, 360 beats it hands down. Shouldn't you be out getting into house music or something?
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Good man.Where are you off to tonight? Did you investigate the podcasts on that website?
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Literally no idea as of yet. I'm supposed to be at an old housemate's gig as I type, but I cannot be bothered because her band is shit. I hope I don't bump into her later. Been listening to those podcasts when I bike into uni, I'd currently classify myself with regards to house music as like being a virgin in a brothel. Love it all but have literally no idea what's going on.
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You could try reading a book?I don't think I've ever been stuck in bed for more than 48 hours, even after having surgery.
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Yes, I should be doing this, no idea why I'm notexcept that I'm between book and not quite in the mood, but I have plenty on the pile.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:58,
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Well get on with it then manpick something at random and refuse to put it down. Although I know how you feel, I was in the middle of the latest Game of Thrones book when I moved house, lost track of where I was and couldn't be arsed to start it again. That was a month ago...
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Just finished The City and The City, which was ace (cheers BGB)and nothing on mile pile excites me as much.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:18,
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It was ver good, thank you.I think I will check out his other stuff.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:25,
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you have good choicethat is a very good book
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:15,
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unbelievable sunburnstuck me in bed for a week once. awful. so fucking painful!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:00,
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16....it was awful! i was so convinced it was going to scar for life. seriously seriously awful. everything went thick and cracked and the aloe vera spray turned it all green..... and then it blistered and they kept bursting unexpectedly.... it was like being an alien!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:19,
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I once got sick enough that I spent a day and a half bed ridden.(
Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:03,
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surprised it laid you low for so long.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:09,
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Well I wanted to be sure I was completely over it, you know?(
Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:10,
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I once spent three days in bed just listening to CDs and smoking joints.I had been bingeing on bumbles and the comedown hit me. My duvet was my friend, and I must have lived on toast and tea for those three sad days at the end of my teens.
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Wave to the people who live across the road with a stupid grin on your face.I've been doing it to the girls who live opposite for the past few days, I wasn't sure if they could see me and it was purely for my own amusement. They just waved back and then drew the curtains, they've definitely seen me the entire time.
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Necessity.Poverty has inflicted such situations on me in the past.
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Real poverty or I'd rather buy beer/drugs than food poverty?(
girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:16,
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: (I've always had my family to fall back on in times like that.
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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:19,
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What if you'd rather buy cigarettes and flights to Krakow to watch your football team play instead of food?Is that real poverty?
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In reality I'm not struggling for money.I have loads left over from my last grant and this term's loan and grant haven't even come through yet, when they do I'll basically be a millionaire. I just hate buying food, proper resent it. It angers me when I have to go and buy more because I see it as money wasted that could have been spent on clothes/fags.
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This is Barry.shallow retardation comes as standard.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:33,
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Well duh.I just don't like buying it. I'll never understand people buying expensive stuff (unless they can afford it comfortably), and I eat a decent amount of food I just get the basics to get me by. As long as I'm full I don't really care what it tastes like. I'm not a food person, sue me.
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I think I'd die.Today though all I've had is a bowl of Special K, a couple scrambled eggs for lunch and kidney beans for dinner. I reckon I can maintain these eating habits.
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Can't everyone?I'm fairly sure it'd take you considerably longer than that to die from not eating.
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Well, technically everyone can if need be.Starvation gives one a weird high.
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I can go comfortably without food for about 36 hoursI get terrible sugar shakes though usually. It's always entertaining to then have a very sugary cup of strong coffee.
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I've been to the pub for half a dozenAnd I've had food.
Beat that motherfuckers!!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:30,
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I've got a cock and moobs.2-1 JEFF.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:33,
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Curses!Out foxed by a Doris.
*Hangs head*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:38,
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I've had some breadthat counts, right? I crawled in to bed the minute I got home and have failed to venture upstairs again to make actual food.
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I had salmon, asparagus and new potatoes followed by strawberries and greek yoghurt.(
girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:36,
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Show off.I had a bit of stale tiger roll and about two handfuls of peanuts.
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Maybe that's where we're all going wrong.Stale bread is the future.
Have you ever seen an obese duck in the park?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:41,
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What you had was a lot more healthy than what I hadjust there was more of it. I am truly too knackered to eat, let alone consider putting whole actual minutes in to preparing anything.
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I do eat heathily even if the portions are substantial.(
girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:43,
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You're not fat Blousie.If you are, then I'm a black dude with natty dreads.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:44,
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You. Blousie are A little bundle of LOVELINESS.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:47,
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I was jestin' with the 'yeah Mon' comment.I'd never take someone I didn't like to the cider boat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:50,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1386515
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:48,
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I have tasty roasted vegetables.and NCIS. this is as wild as I get recently
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:34,
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Damn right, this is about the only time of day I feel half human.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:38,
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Mostly between the ears.the rest is still dead, more a feeling than a reality.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:41,
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Darth was a perfect gentleman.I think I may be in lurve.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:47,
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I'd imagine he was.He is on my list of B3tans to meet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:47,
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I am privileged to be only the 4th he's met.Apparently he's unlikely to make it to bashes.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:48,
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Because he's tremendously under the thumband has to go shaking his doodahs at dance competitions all over the country most weekends.
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Whatever one may think of his hobbiesHe has a partner he clearly thinks the world of and who shows every indication of feeling the same a=bout him. we should all be so lucky.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:51,
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You'd love to shake the doodahs of the men of OT(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:51,
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HahahaI doubt I'd have to do a great deal to get some of them to shake their doodahs for me.
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Our eyes met across a crowded bar.and I knew I was his.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:50,
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Was he working as a waitress in a cocktail bar?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:52,
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You know how I said the best way to defuse crap jokes was to take them literally?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:05,
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Sorry! for a moment there I forgot you are highly intelligent : )(
girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:06,
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Indeed.although I do sometimes miss jokes and have an overly literal mind
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:08,
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nope, you're not.it's a bad habit of mine. I also suffer because my sense of humour can be so dry people think I'm not joking.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:11,
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2 in the pub, 5 cans at home and now a takeaway. Then more beer. Beat that!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:37,
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I will shortly be visiting a bar where it's three trebles for a fiver.They taste fucking vile but they're my portal to liability land so highly necessary.
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I'm so pleased you post here Baz.You live the life I'd love to lead, but I get none of the problems.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:43,
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Liability land is a lovely place but it does involve lots of problems, yes.Saturday night's visit to the aforementioned lovely place ended with lots of problems, worth it tho init.
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Did you top the week off with a new jacket?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:48,
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Nah my mate's have though.It's in a fucking weird place that I can never find.
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Have fun young'un.I expect to read about your exploits.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:50,
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My housemate is making thai green curry, damn his wretched hideI can smell it. I'm almost tempted to give him the Puss-in-Boots-eyes treatment and ask him for some.
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+y*berk pulls her special pulling boots on, but takes everything else off.*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:53,
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I've got some of them actuallybit chilly to be wandering about in just a pair of knee-highs though.
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The landlord is in control of the heating herewe keep trying to get him to come over and set it up for the winter but he's 'busy' all the time.
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He's busy wanking over your 'fuck me' boots! :)(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:57,
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They're leather though, it's wipe cleanso it's fine. Although my fuck me shoes are considerably more fuck me than the boots, mainly because they're so high I can barely walk in them so wiggle like Jessica Rabbit.
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I've got a similar pair of trainers.However, after 9 pints of 'Thorn, I tend to walk like Joey Deacon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:00,
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Flidboots?I have too much poise and, err, grace, to ever walk like that. Mmm hmm.
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berk. I've met you.Remember that. Never try and kid a kidder.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:05,
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Sometimes I think I should buy some heels just for the laugh.(
girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:06,
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You don't need heelsI only wear them because I'm a bloody shortarse.
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I reach 'archieve' as 'alcohol' and thought you meant a bloke has to be drunk first.Good thing you didn't, that would be quite rude.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:17,
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You already look like one of those.you should try thigh book, I reckon you'd attract a whole new market.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:12,
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From my last dating website shennanigans it seems I already do.(
girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:13,
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I hear Dominatrixing pays well.just saying....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:15,
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You know as well as I do I like to be the one under the boot as it were. (
girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:17,
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I know, I know.but as a profession rather then a hobby, and you don't even have to have sex with them.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:18,
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But I like sex.You haven't thought this through properly have you.
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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:20,
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well then you can sex the pretty ones.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:21,
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All this talk is reminding me of a film I really really lovewww.youtube.com/watch?v=83DXny5IQyM
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:24,
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I shall wear it with pride.Evening PD.
Any luck?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:06,
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Some.Two interviews this week and another on the 28th. My work are still bellends though.
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I don't think berk offering to clean the kitchen when he's done is going to help.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:54,
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if she did it dressed only in her slut-boots it might.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:09,
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ABout 6 weeks or soo, twice, when they removed quite a few bits of intestine.I think I was in hospital for about 10 weeks in total.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:13,
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night(blimey, early night)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:25,
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Writing you r memoirsor a Mills & Boon story.
Cultivating your beard/moustache combo.
Creating a voodoo doll of your least favourite /OT poster.
Alt: 10 days when I was 18. I still don't actually know what was wrong with me, or what happened during those 10 days - nobody told me afterwards what the diagnosis had been, if they even knew. i lost a shitload of weight, though.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:21,
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I *was* wearing pyjamas the whole time....(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:23,
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Aw Dozeyou're not my least favourite b3tan, I can think of at least 2 people I like less than you, and a couple more borderline.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:28,
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Not a hope, wouldn't give them the satisfaction.but people I really dislike I don't even talk to, or about.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:33,
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Sorry Doze, not interested in drama or feeding trolls.Be happy, I still talk to you.
Alternatively:
Bad luck, I still talk to you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:40,
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oh and guess what!The judicial system are SUCKERS! I'm doing mother fucking Jury Duty YEAH!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:41,
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you lucky bitch.I totally want to do that. you'll have to tell us all about it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:43,
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in loads of detailbefore the judgment is made? I hear that's the thing to do. Also hitting on the accused via facebook.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:44,
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yupbe extra sure to use real names.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:45,
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i'll take photos with a camera phone and upload them, that should do the trick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:45,
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And we can all vote on what you should decide.it'll be awesome
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:47,
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yeah!probably been looting poundland
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:46,
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Shout guilty whatever the charge(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:51,
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i'm going to shout itas soon as they walk in
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:51,
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Say somethingabout their eyes being too close together
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:59,
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walk in with a victorian bookon physionomy
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:02,
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I would totally win the Alt question ;)If you're sick read some books next to the fire, get some food delivery in and laze around
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:00,
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I wish I had a fire.That would be awesome.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:02,
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although it would mean your house was on fire(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:03,
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now debating:go to bed in the hope I'll be fit for work in the morning, or stay screw it and watch more shit telly.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:00,
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how long were you meant to stay off work for?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:02,
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No clear amount.I'm basically cool for along as I need within reason. Doc'll back date a cirtificate but 4 more days off before I need one.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:03,
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then kick backand borrow a gameboy or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:04,
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Bed-a-chuI choose you!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:02,
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Night.might turn in myself, crap telly's repeating.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:05,
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Knockers!off to bed, maybe with a filum.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:06,
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