Writing you r memoirs
or a Mills & Boon story.

Cultivating your beard/moustache combo.

Creating a voodoo doll of your least favourite /OT poster.

Alt: 10 days when I was 18. I still don't actually know what was wrong with me, or what happened during those 10 days - nobody told me afterwards what the diagnosis had been, if they even knew. i lost a shitload of weight, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Were you in a concentration camp in the war?

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I *was* wearing pyjamas the whole time....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Mystery solved then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

What would a voodoo flavoured dozerdoll look like anyway?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Aw Doze
you're not my least favourite b3tan, I can think of at least 2 people I like less than you, and a couple more borderline.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

name and shame.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Not a hope, wouldn't give them the satisfaction.
but people I really dislike I don't even talk to, or about.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I see.
That's disappointing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Sorry Doze, not interested in drama or feeding trolls.
Be happy, I still talk to you.

Alternatively:

Bad luck, I still talk to you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Comme ci commes ca
Amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I'm not THAT bad

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)