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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
A former colleague of mine
sustained a minor ankle injury having a shit at work.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:20,
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14 years ago)
That may need further explanation...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:23,
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The bowl cracked off the pedestal mid dump.
This caused the whole thing to suddenly drop down and shift sideways. The resulting action of trying not to fall off and end up in a pool of his own bodily waste products caused him to twist his ankle.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:26,
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The look on his face when he came back to his desk was priceless.
He had to go home early as his trousers were absolutely sodden.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:27,
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Fantastic.
I hope you took photographic evidence.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:31,
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Alas, no.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:33,
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This is an excellent mental image!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:44,
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