I've told it before but I am proud of having the nerdiest injury in the world.
I fell asleep watching my laptop, my arm was on charger pack and now I have a scar just beneath my wrist. Never felt pain like it when I woke up due to the heat.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My mate once set his alarm to wake him up after a heavy night out
It turns out hairdryers aren't the best alarm. His room was about 50C when he woke up and could hardly breathe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I'm surprised it didn't start an ALL OUT FEUD
resulting in petrol bombing the laptop and you being taken off in a Paddy Wagon.

Barry 2: The Streetz
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Morning NotBert

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)

morning scarpe
how's your business?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I think RealBert
may have been around. Although you weren't here at the same time, suspiciously...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)

so is the new Monty Boyce actually the Old Bert?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I don't know really.
I'm just 100% convinced that Truthbert isn't really Bert.


But in general name changes and sockpuppets make me feel like the outdoors makes old people feel. Scared and confused.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

There should be away of using IP addresses to get rid of sockpuppets.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Or common sense
They are shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

A nuisance certainly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

too much bertin' gwan

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Indeed.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Barryz N the Hood

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)