I'll live.
I have a bruised armpit and a feeling of shame.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

total sadface :(
Hope you get better soon.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I'm going to get an emergency button put in my house.
Just in case.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Oh this reminds me of a horrible story I heard at Sonisphere :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

What was that?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

First Soni I went to
a friend of mine had once worked at one of the food vans so we went over, and he gave us free food, and hot chocolate with Baileys in which was welcome on a cold night. Then he told us about the time a woman (some dominatrix I believe) had asked him to shit in her armpit then fuck it. The Baileys looked decidedly less appealing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

*looks at chocolate bar*
*puts chocolate bar down in disgust*
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Sorry berk
true story sadly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)