I very reguarly search on ebay for saxaphone =S

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Do you want an 8 string, Goldtone mandolin?
See my above posting. £400.00, and it's yours.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

No way, I think aside that captain canderel fella, _nobody_ has gotten themselves laid due to their mandolin playing skills.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

The sugar free version

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

And how far are you getting with a lack of mandolin playing skills?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Slightly less,
than with one.
Go on, £350.00 cash and it's yours.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I'm probably going to get a bouzouki rather than a mandolin.
It was going to be a mandola, but they seem a bit pricey...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I bought a mandola from Ebay
It was wrongly listed as a mandolin - got it for £30.00 inc postage. I'm learning a few basic chords - sounds ok so far!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)

That's a good price
I may have to come round and steal it...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

excellent sales technique here

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Going once, going twice...

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Yeah', but £400 can do a lot of journeys, in both a metered or unmetered cab.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

No good if you've got nowhere to go though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Add the cost of the crack whore, say £50 .00,
and it's still a bargain.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I've heard Chompy's friend is free on Saturday

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)

"Heard",
meh.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I was trying to keep your girlfriend anonymous :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

She advertises in phone booths, so it's not really an issue.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Nononon, you're both getting it wrong, the cab journeys are a euthanisum for sleeping with a prostertute, weather they're charging by time or by act.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)

euthanisum?
You're not meant to kill them, just a bit of bareback anal.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I missed that subtlety
I don't know about the pricing range for prostitutes, but I'm pretty certain you get charged each time. The mandolin could impress more than one girl more than once.
Actually I don't know why I am presenting the case for you to buy it. It is nothing to me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

You're on 10% commission mate.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)