Other commuters.
Especially the fuckers that don't think 'Emergency Exit Only' applies to them and then get arsey when I don't get out their way.

Alt: Same, actually.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:47, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Stinky cunts on the Metro is another one
FFS, have a wash or at least spray some Lynx on, you smelly twat
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)

God no.
I get the train from Essex, there's enough Lynx in the air as it is.

Just a nice, non scented deodorant, please.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)

The overpowering stench of stale sweat cannot be easily masked

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Or people could just learn to wash

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)

It puts the hose on its skin or it gets the lotion?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Won't it precious? Yes it will.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)

This would be good.
And you say you're not a dreamer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

imagine there's a shower
it's easy if you try
some water to soap and clean you
and a towel to make you dry
imagine all the people
not stinking up the train

You may say I'm a dreamer
but at least I've washed my bum
I hope some day you'll do also
you stinking sweaty cunt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

*shoots Yoko*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

O NO!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

THERE GOES TOKYO

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

yeah, but mixing it with lynx does not make it better.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It forces my nostrils to shutdown
Problem solved
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I hate using the tube everyday. I particularly hate people trying to board before people have got off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)

This^
Then looking at you like you've just shit on their daughter when you try and push off the carriage
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Yup, those too.
I've learnt how to brace my shoulder very firmly when people try that one on me. Same goes for the emergency exit people actually, which is why I get shouted at so regularly.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I do this every time I go to London.
Actually, London is a lovely place. The only problem being, it's full of Londoners.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:56, Reply)

It's not the Londoners that are really the problem.
It's all the fuckers that commute in and ruin it. (apart from perfect me, of course)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)