Simple.
It has been suggested that me contract extention won't happen, and if it does I'll have to take a cut in rate.

My ex-wife sent me a 'Hello, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DHARLING' text message.

I've got a deadline of lunchtime tomorrow that I can't meet, but it isn't my fault that it can't be hit.

I'm tired.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:42, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

that sucks
no wonder you got blended
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I'm not wasting single malt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I love a good malt.
The lighter and sweeter ones.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

P to the D
Feel free to e-mail ME!

I still got da lyrics.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Yo, I got the gaz yo motherfucking spaz.
All I've done so far is put together an Excel calculation for the pension investment. I just need to check the basis is sound.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Email the attachment you FOOL!
I'll have a gander.

But not for at least 24 hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Text her back calling her a fat mess.
The last two times I've said it to a girl I've been headbutted and had a whole pizza thrown in my face. They hate it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Nah. I don't want to get involved.
Although oddly, I suggested to a lovely lady in the office today that I'd quite enjoy her company over a pint.

She agreed, but she'll be bringing her boyfriend :-(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

oh :( sucks
unless it means you're getting a 3some
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

If she was bringing her girl-friend, I'd still have a semi.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

i think perhaps today is worth writing off completely

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

oh! i forgot
*there there*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

*Sobs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)