*smooshes al*
I've done nothing yet because I've been off work for 2 days with Ghandi's Revenge. What kind of bread did you make?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He has naan left

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I really had to use my loaf to figure out what you were going on about.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

What a pitta you took so long to figure it out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Another quip like that and you'll be ending up with a Chelsea (bun) smile.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Hot cross al?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I ain't raisin (toast) to this pun challenge
/is shit at punfests.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Don't brioche the subject then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Focaccia making puns again I'll (cia)batta you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

My usual granary loaf
only I had to substitute in some plain flour as I ran out of my normal wholemeal.

Tastes alright though.

How are you my lovely? Hope your bottom is alright.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I've only made pizza bases and naan
My bottom is finally on the up, thank you, and decidedly skankier after the enforced detox \o/ So, do you PUMMEL the dough BY HAND or do you have a sWANKY bread machine?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

By hand is the best way
10 mins of de-stressing!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I have a bread machine.
I set it up last night and this morning I awoke to the smell of freshly cooked bread.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I like to make bread
*makes note to make some this weekend*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Actually I have a bread machine based question
Does yours leave a big fuck off hole in the bottom where the dough hook has been?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

It leaves a small hole, depending on which direction the mixer is pointing when it cooks.
You live with it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Heeheehee :D
You said HOLE and BOTTOM.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

hurr hurr
It's where you put your willy when you add teh creamy filling.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

'tis indeed therapeutic.
And your fingernails are immaculate afterwards :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

MMMMMmmmmm
Fingernail muck loaf
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Why did the baker have brown hands?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Because he was Nigerian?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Yes, It's a heartwarming tale about the successes of multiculturalism.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)