what, you didn't get knocked up at university
and drag your child around to scam extra benefits?

god you stupid fool. you're wasting your life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Maybe having a baby of your own, with someone who loved you would make you a happier person.
Then again, your fanny is probably broke and you prefer it up the shithole anyhow.

Good luck with the rest of your tedious life.

CIAO
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

oh don't go yet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

No this is incorrect.
She doesn't prefer it up the shitpipe. Her BF would dearly love to take her up the OXO Tower - as he's a collossal shirtlifter in denial - but she has resisted so far.

Do try to keep up old boy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

i think he's gone
it's a shame, i've never come across such a bile-filled individual before. he's what al can only aspire to be.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

So was I right?
Is he still your BF? Is he still remaining firmly wedged in the closet?

Have you considered a honey trap to test him? Darth might do the honours.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

the closet thing is so deeply unfair...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah, he came out of that to everyone ages ago
just not to swipe

*cough* *beard*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Can anyone smell lavender?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)