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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It took me twice as long to get home today, TWICE AS LONG, there was a spot of bother on the tube lines, apparently.
I had a go at a old-but-not-too-old lady, she was wearing really posh expensive clothes, probably in her late 50s, really snootey.... she pushed right past me on a packed platform, I didn't say anything, and then she got on the tube and stood still right at the start of where people sit (presumly waiting for someone to offer a seat), I said "Sorry, can you move down place", and she looked at me like I just pooed on the floor, so I said "The platform's packed and more people can get on if you move down", and she went "Well I never...." under her breath and moved down, I left it at that.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Posh people are cunts.

(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Deffo.
I said something ealier today that I think got missed, but I reckon your fella is a bit of a hypocrite, 'cus he said that Iron Man was his favorite superhero (or words to that extent ( or implied it (can't quite remember)))), but Iron Man is the embodiment of everything he is against in this world. I thought this was quite clever but it got missed.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Ahem!
1. He's not my fella.
2. Men are complicated.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)
*removes fabulous jimmi-choo from gob*, sorry.
I just thought it was a brillient observation and wanted to bring it up even though he's not about, i'll wait 'till he is.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)
No foot in mouth. Don't fret.
Please do. He'd take pleasure in arguing his point.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:28, Reply)
Ahh, cool, good stuff =)

(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Iron man is for randtards
how be you Gonz?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)
I'm doing good thanks, I skipped lunch so am eating it now for my dinner, I got a bento box, which I really love. and I got some soup to suppliment it as it's more lunch-portion and considering I ain't eaten today.
I was really knackered today at work, I haven't been in for a couple of days. I'll tell you somethign though, I'm so fucking lucky that I'm really really amazing at what I do or they wouldn't carry on with me, I think.

Only thing though, is that they're advertisng for somone paraelle to me, but the wage is 25% more... it's identiacal skills that I need. I don't mind with all my sick days and all that, but I hope it's not a replacement.

I made the office crack up, someone was reading the skill-sets that someone put on their CV. Now, considering this is for a "web developer" roll, as in, someone who can program high end websites that are dynamic, which needs quite a lot of knowledge on how computers and the web work..... anyway, he listed individual parts of MS Office and all the browsers.... that is as bit like going for a doctor's job and saying you know how to put a themomitor in someone's mouth.

So, anyway, when they said the browsers, I said "Well, my Ma' can use Chrome too, she's really good at using google to pick up the cinema times.... shall I get her to send in her CV too?", and everyone cracked up.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Haha!
If you do what is asked and do it well then they can't quibble over your problems with illness.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Especially when you're honest with them from the start about it.
Which Gonz was, I believe.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Yeah', deffo to the both of you, I was right up there.
I down-played it a bit, but it's fair enough 'cus I got really worst.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

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