Believe me, I haven't got a social life.
though if I did, I wouldn't tell you fuckers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

evening
I suspect you've been out on the raz but you're keeping it quiet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

b3th is secretly a superthief assassin
she's not really looking after her aging hubby at all, when she's not on here. She's on secret missions to kill people and steal stuff.
(berk, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

She's on secret missions to kill people and steal stuff
That's a bit harsh berk. I've met b3th and just because she lives there, doesn't mean she behaves like all the other WsMers!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Sssshhh. Don't tell everybody.
I've got a rep to maintain and that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

You are Amberl could become 'Jeff's Angels'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

We could totally take names and kick ass.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

as long as you have a pad of paper and pen

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

*writes down 'cavy'*
*kicks ass*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

oh man!
/ass kicked
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

*Leaves calling card*
'Congratulations, you've just met Jeff's Angels'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I wish.
I've been working all day, then tried to relax by playing a computer game. Now i'm just hungry and bored.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Hi b3th
Anything else you want to send me CV wise?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I'm very nearly almost finished.
I can send what I've got so far if you're bored?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I'm not bored.
If you want to send me everything when you've got it done, I'll reformat it for you and we'll see if we can't 'jazz it up' a little!

See. I said I'd bully you into doing it!

One thing you did agree was a good idea though, was trying to use public transport to get yourself into Bristol one day with view to starting a job at 9am. Just to see if it's a journey you'd be happy making.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Okay. I've sent you the latest version.
Let me know what you think.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Send it again.
I can't open it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Okay, have done.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Did I dO a bad job?
Soz!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Well Bob.
She hasn't yet been made MD of E-bay! :)

I thought you were on holiday?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

5am flight bro, don't see the point in sleeping as I'll try and sleep on the plane

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Ouch.
I can't sleep on planes. And neither should you.

You're going long-haul, so all the booze will be free!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Good idea! Turn up cunted to be picked up by my teacher and mentor!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Sounds like a plan to me.
Is this that International School you were looking at, and will you be meeting up with K?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah it is, looks pretty swanky so bought all new smart clothes.
Doubt it to be honest, not planned anything.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Aren't these International School generally quite 'well-to-do'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Yeah but I'm ex public school so can go posh when required

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Good stuff!
Just leave out the bit when you got kicked out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Good thinking Bruce

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'm still not getting any responses from applications,
so Jeff kindly volunteered to have a gander.

Either that or he's just being really unsubtle about stalking me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

If I wanted to stalk you, I'd just hang around on the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

SOrry for ruining your chances
I'll go now
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

oooo touchy!
It's probably just me being unemployable.

Have a good time in America, anyway. Try not to go native.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Im joshing, good luck and thankyou x

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Good stuff B3th.
I'll pick this up over the weekend.

One thing that does stand out, is that your 'additional info' for 2001/2002 talks about YOU. For 98 to 2000, you talk about a TEAM.

It's your document, not some spastics you worked with back then!

I'll amend accordingly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Yeah, it was all me.
Did it all myself. No help from anyone.

;-)
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

A team of 4 implementing 4 things isn't as positive as 'I did THIS!'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

You know what I really wanted to put?
After I left teh company, they didn't get the next round of funding they applied for, and the department got shut down, and within 18 months the whole company was up the shitter.

"I killed my employer by leaving" just didn't seem like the kind of thing I should be writing, somehow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

No one cares why you left.
They care about what you've done!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I CARE, Jeff!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Well you keep caring.
See if I care.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

thank you for saving me from any potential boredom!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You could try this as well.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)