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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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They could leave a present at the end.(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:32, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
That's a nice touchI'm sure they wouldn't feel so bad about the rape then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:40,
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I think I'll avoid itit probably doesn't even come giftwraped
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:50,
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Have to giftwrap itI'd leave DNA otherwise, you see?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:52,
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No offence AAbut I could fight you off with one arm tied behind my back
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:53,
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HAHA!I would love to see this happen in person. I can imagine it, everyones sitting round being friendly and AA has had a bit too much to drink and this conversation comes up and he's all like "Yeah, but really, if I wanted to I could rape you" and Amberl would be all like "Yeah, yeah, whatever makes you feel better September boy" and he'd be all "No seriously, I could rape you if I wanted to, you couldn't stop me" and she'd be all "Ok, shush now AA, you're getting boring" and he'd stand up be all like "Look, I'll show you, I'll try and rape you and you try and" WHAM!!!! and AA would just fly backwards about 10 feet and land in a crumpled heap and Amberl would just shake off her left hand to ease the stinging and then sit down and finish her G&T.
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You just copied and pasted this from a qotw story, didn't you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:00,
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Is this Vomit Stories Part III?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:04,
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Terrible internet bullying!Also, sadly hilarious
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:02,
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