STOP PRESS
In our toilets at work is a notice "these toilets are a communal facility. Please keep them clean. Please use the brush provided when necessary" on the back of the cubicle doors.

Someone has taken the time to print out and sellotape below it an A4 sheet saying "I tried that but the bristles were too long and scratchy. I'm going back to paper."

I know this because my office colleague took it down and brought it in to show us, then tore it up when we didn't share his moral outrage. What a killjoy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's exceptional.
Reminds me of This
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)

The only thing to do
is print out an A4 sheet saying "I tried that but the bristles were too long and scratchy. I'm going back to paper" and sellotape it to the back of the door. And his desk. And then mail it to his family.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)

laminate it
also set it as his wallpaper, and glue it to his car windows. And then kill him. Ideally by choking him with a bog brush.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I agree 100%
This kind of anti-fun shall not stand.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)