I like my skiing helmet
because it stops me from being deaded when I fall off mountains.

Other than that, I have a flat cap that I wear in a terribly ironic way occasionally.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh god you hipster cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'm amazed breathing isn't too mainstream for me.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Oh dear. And I was quite liking you too.
That whole Ironic flat cap thing is my second least favourite hat related thing. And now I'm going to have to Google my least favourite because I can't explain it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

pssst
I don't really.

I mean, I have got a flat cap, but it's my dad's and he's from west yorkshire, so it's acceptable. I don't wear in it public.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I forgive you then.
Old men and northerners are the only people aloud to wear this hat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

what about girls?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I like girls, generally.
Were you offering?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

girls aloud
it was a brilliantly subtle pun based on your mistyping of the word "allowed".

god.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Ahh, a joke both caused and ruined by my mild gonzism.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)