Intentional threadstomp:
So what's the point of the silly sock-puppets/trolls?

I get the people who are dedicated to being cuntish, I mean it's pretty pathetic when your sole mission in life (of online anyway) is to wind people up but I can see it could make you feel better. I can even see how it's funny, although mostly it isn't to me.

But what do people get out of the silly, vaguely lolwaki ones like Personality Horse? Is it just a misguided marketing gimmick? Is it really funny and I just have no sense of humour?

Alt: I have a new hat, I like hats, tell me about your favourite hat or hats.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:31, 316 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

in a minute someone will tell you that
you just don't get the point of baldmonkey.

which in turn misses the point: you don't WANT to get the point of a tedious twat being lolwaki, you just want him to fuck off and die slowly and non wakkily, but nonetheless horrifically painfully, in a hole somewhere.

which is why ignoring them is the best thing to do, really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I think my point was that I don't get the point of BaldMonkey
if indeed that's who it is, or indeed I care. I was genuinely hopeing someone would enlighten me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)

yeah but sooner or later someone (normally PC)
will explain patronisingly that if you have to ask what the point of baldmonkey is, you just don't "get" baldmonkey.

when the real point is, you don't WANT to get him, but you get him rammed down your throat anyway! and not in a good way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Fair enough.
One tick in the "attention seeking pointlessness" box then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Personality horses for courses innit.
See what I did there. Lol
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

That's part of the joke.
To suggest that the reason you don't get baldmonkey is that he's a highbrow ironic observational comedian and you're too thick to see beyond the lolwakki schtick.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Nah, the thing with baldmonkey
is more that he is capable of being really quite funny. The problem is that I think he's got a bit carried away with the whole two man beakering lolwaki car crash that Mono and he have made of talk.

that, or he's stopped taking his meds again.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

WAS capable of it
when was he last really funny? 2008?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Talk is really bad at the moment,
which is why I've been over here increasingly and presumably why you made the leap?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I find them quite entertaining really

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

OK.
I'll put a tick in the "I just have no sense of humour" box. Not that you and I agree on much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)

that sounded a bit off
are we ok? I hope I haven't offended you in some way
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

you are a complete and total screaming nightmare bitch, of course
it's why i am starting to like you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I didn't think we were anything
except that I get you mixed up with Tangles for some reason.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

At least one of us *might* be a girl
I hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Oh Tangles, you bearded racist hippy tranny.
How could there ever be anyone else.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Is this like Grandma's shopping list?
You ascribe a new adjective to me each week?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Just hoping some of it sticks
There's a depressing lack of silly memes around here lately.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Shurely the Parson's Cat?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

It's to get a reaction, and attention
which you've just given him, he wins this round.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Well said, Man with the Sexy Beard

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Hey!
I'm the man with the sexy beard around these parts.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

*looks at these parts*
It's not called a beard when it's there.
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Ha!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Oh man I totally <3 you.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

And I you - that's why we are King and Queen BFF

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

THANKS

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Meh.
SUrely there are better ways. So this baldmonkey chap is a lolwaki attention seeker is he? I've not really come across him in person.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Ignorance is bliss in this case.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I'm starting to think so.
this PH shit is making chompy look interesting.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I wish I looked good in hats.
It would give me something to show off my personality.

I DO HAVE ONE YOU KNOW.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I used to think this.
But at some point I decided I have a head for hats and it turns out to be true. I think you'd suit a cowboy hat, maybe a straw one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I have one and shall wear it when you visit.
And say howdy a lot.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Do you have the boots to go with it?
Boots are important.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

No but I can quickly get some if it's important.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I can't wear hats
On account of my stupid great fat head.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I totally noticed this when I met you.

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Me too but I didn't want to mention it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

You two haven't seen me try to wear a hat.
It is strange and unusual.

And oddly reminiscent of jack'o'lanterns.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

This will happen one day.

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

It really won't.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

*sulks*

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I was worried there would be no room for me at Monty's Bash and I wouldn't be able to hear any of his tremendous music
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

His music was tremendous wasn't it?.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Erm...
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Can I join in under this table?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Why is everyone whispering?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

So Kroney can't hear.

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

What?

( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Nothing dear.

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

ALRIGHT, NO NEED TO SHOUT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

So people won't hear us obviously.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Oh yes indeedy. Blousey is only wearing a hat.
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

This is clearly the best place to be then.


Is that Blousies hand on my knee?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

No it's my cock.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

oh, really, sorry, I thought it was mine.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

*Jiggles quietly.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Simple answer:
Get bigger hats. they do exist.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Bigger hats make me look as though
I'm wearing an aeroplane.

Believe me, I have tried various permutations.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Well if you had a perm then no wonder you couldn't get a hat to fit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

various permutations of what?
Aeroplane hats?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

This subthread is going well

( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I thought so.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Alt: Hats are for baldies
I have far too much hair to be contained in a hat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I, on the other hand
have to wear one all summer to avoid looking like The Red Skull, on account of being, as you say, a baldy.

That said, last year I didn't for a few days, then when I went and had my head shaved, I looked like a bloody Ying and Yang symbol where the untanned bits met the exposed bits. It's not a good look.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I am partially bald.
I mostly wear hats to keep the sun out of my weak and inferior eyes, or to keep the rain off, or sometimes just because I look so damn good in them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Ha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Whut?
You've met my ego, haven't you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Oh poo, I didn't realise there was new threads going on, i'll copy'n'paste from before here
----------------------------

Yo', sorry, I dashed off.
Iron Man is deffo the coolest avenger, totally agree, but one of the whole points of marvel, at least from a geek's point of view, is all the subtext messages and all that. I mean, that's always been the thing with (ok, this is DC, same diff in this case) Superman, is he jesus like? Is it better to be a superman agmonst humans or an average superman agmonst supermen? In the realm of aliens, does god exist? Is the world better off under the rule of verious different systems? ....etc..... I'm not heavily into DC/Marvel/etc, but I thought maybe you were, so that's why I pulled up on the whole Tony Stark being such an extreme over something that I thought (and was wrong about, which is fair 'nuff, my mistake, sorry) you held so closely and dear.

Kindda like this, I'm jewish, I'm not religious, I like bacon, I donno what i believe, have no idea how to define myself. Cultuerly, I'm jewish, but I donno about the religion side of things. I would never say "Oh man, hitler is so fucking cool" even though Robery Carlyl playing him in the film "Hitler: The rise of evil" was extremly powerful and charamastic. I'd watch the film, be entertained by the film, be amazed at the acting by Robert Carlyl, but I would never say "Hitler was the coolest dictator". Which also brings to another point of yours, I thought it was Tony Stark/Iron Man that you loved, rather than Robert Downing Junior.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

How many posts are you replying to here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I don't know what this relates to.
But it's brilliant anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Cultuerly?
Like 'knives and forks'?
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Oh man "Cherry Pie" by Warrant just came on the radio.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

In my head, we're in the Ballroom together.
In a metally way, not in a foxtrotty way.
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Even if we were foxtrotting it would still be totally metal.
Totally looking forward to our "Not a HAWT date"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I was totally gobsmacked last night when that character that I didn't think would die "A Game of Thrones"
got his head chopped off.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Yes!
I was expecting this because Wookiee and Badger gave it away before I'd even started reading the fucking book. Still made me sad though. Ploughing through my Neil Gaiman so I can get on to the second book.
( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Which Gaiman are you reading?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

^this
I want to know too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

American Gods (10th Anniversary Edition) - my first one!

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

ooh! My favourite! Maybe. Or maybe it's Neverwhere that's my favourite. I can't decide.
Either way I am jealous you are reading it for the first time.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

:)

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I think this is arguably the best of his non-graphic stuff.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I'm enjoying it.

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Good-O
Nothing more I can say really without risking giving bits away, so instead I shall ask if you've read any of his graphic novels.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

No...maybe one day.

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

On the strength of this thread I am currently stealing his novels RIGHT NOW.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Hope you like them
A bit of a mixed bunch, but some really good stuff in there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

What are the names of the best, say, 5 of his books.
I'll read them and decide if I want to pursue him after that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I don't think he's writen more than4 or 5 novels anyway.
I'd say either American Gods or Neverwhere are the best, depending if your more interested in London or theology. Them there,s Stardust and Anansi boys and his kids stuff, which is not bad, but kids stuff... WIki pedia Interworld which I haven't read to this list. Oh and there's Good omens which I liked, but it may depend on you pratchet tolerance.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I'll give you American Gods when I'm done with it - start with that.

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I think it's better.
I do like Sandman a lot, but I don't get along with some of the art at various points. (I know he's not the artist, but it's impossible to separate the writing from the art in a comic). With his prose it's all down to me to picture it and that works better for me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I am so-so about his prose stuff
I'm very fond of Neverwhere and also american gods, but I felt Stardust was weak and Anansi Boys enjoyable but not earth shattering.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I never read Stardust actually, although I enjoyed the movie.
Not as much as I enjoyed Coraline which I adored.

And Anansi Boys is definitely the weakest though. Of the novels at least. I find his short story collections hit and miss.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

The book is better than the film IMHO
but still not that great, plot wise.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

It's a very straightforward plot, agreed
but I thought that was kind of the point, it's just an old fashioned 'quest' type plot with a slightly different twist.

The film would have been better without DeNiro going over the top with the cliche queen act though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Yeh, that's SOON! Brilliant!

( thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

*swings so hard I forgot to lock the door*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Hmmm, coalt-cha.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'm not much of a comics Geek I'm afraid.
Although I like Neil Gaiman's stuff, but that's a bit different.

I think there' also a point about liking one thing in fiction and another in real life and also about even bad characters having redeeming qualities that one may admire even if one doesn't like the totality.

Also good people are very dull, generally.

I think more widely there's very little that I define myself as in that way. I mean I'm an atheist but that does not stop me liking overtly Christian characters/people, or indeed disliking the majority of atheists, it's not very good at groups /autist.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

The Rise Of Evil was an excellent series
It's between that and Jekyll for my favourite, I'd say.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Here, take this
*proffers*

It's my comic geek credentials. I'm handing them in because I haven't understood any of this.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

The Rise Of Evil was a mini series about Hitler, and his rise through the Nazi party
I'd seriously advise you download it, it was an excellent mini series. As was Jekyll.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Or you could go outside.
Which is what I am going to do right now. Be good /offtopic and have a nice weekend...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Ah, I missed the point.
It's a TV series.

I'll just take those credentials back if you don't mind.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Not to worry
*proffers*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I like my skiing helmet
because it stops me from being deaded when I fall off mountains.

Other than that, I have a flat cap that I wear in a terribly ironic way occasionally.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Oh god you hipster cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'm amazed breathing isn't too mainstream for me.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Oh dear. And I was quite liking you too.
That whole Ironic flat cap thing is my second least favourite hat related thing. And now I'm going to have to Google my least favourite because I can't explain it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

pssst
I don't really.

I mean, I have got a flat cap, but it's my dad's and he's from west yorkshire, so it's acceptable. I don't wear in it public.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I forgive you then.
Old men and northerners are the only people aloud to wear this hat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

what about girls?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I like girls, generally.
Were you offering?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

girls aloud
it was a brilliantly subtle pun based on your mistyping of the word "allowed".

god.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Ahh, a joke both caused and ruined by my mild gonzism.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I am grateful to other people's hats when they shade me from the sun
however the only hats I own are of the grey, knitted beanie variety only for use in urgent need in winter.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I have one knitted hat for when it's very cold in winter.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

You are a girl and can thus rely on a supply of borrowed hats from weak-minded men-folks.
I may need to review my winter hat situation, for while I have a couple of wooly hats none are what you might call 'snazzy'.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

You could totally pull off the Russian trapper hat.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

It's an idea, to be sure
but I'm trying to tone down the amount of commie gear I wear in real life as it's getting beyond a joke.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Hats are not needed
scarves are much more important
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I have many fine scarves.
Hats less so. I do hope it snows again so I can get the most out of my winter wardrobe.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I have lots of scarves
but only the aforementioned hats. With a big head they sit very oddly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Poor Ambers.
My head is large, but not freakishly so, so I can fit into the large end of normal sizes, as with most things.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I have the same size head as my brother
and he's six foot three
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

this seems to agree with you
made me smile. and it'll possibly be a good vehicle for /talk to hijack, which is also always good for a smile.

www.b3ta.com/questions/wearedetective/post1391659
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I totally got internet approval from Amourous Badger.
b3ta.com/questions/wearedetective/post1390915
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I bet you'd get more approval if you spelt his name right.

( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I bet I wouldn't care if you cared that I'd spelt his name wrong.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)

oh well
can't WIN 'em all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Hats?
I have loads. Wide-brimmed digger hats made of leather for in the winter, to keep the rain off. A natty trilby (in black, naturally) for when going out, as well as a couple of straw hats for in the summer to keep the summer. You can't go wrong buying me a hat for Christmas, just get it in the largest size you can find.

Oh there's an idea... how about doing some sort of b3tan secret santa?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

headwear doesn't suit me
my head's too big
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)

you and everyone else on /OT it seems.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Are you not going to have a veil?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I do have one, and it's really pretty actually
I figure I'll decide on the day. The last wedding I went to the bride had a catherdral length veil and it was a windy day, she looked like superman flying
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

*pumpkin head fives*

( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

i used to have a "wizard of oz" game for my old amstrad when i was about 8
you DO look like the CGA graphics jack pumpkinhead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I don't think I've ever seen it
but I wouldn't be surprised.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

My problem is I keep trying to remember what you look like
and I keep getting an image of Hue Dennis instead, it really does not help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You'll be gobsmacked to find out you're not the first person to point that out.
However with the new glasses and the semi-feral beard I'm going for, hopefully this will begin to die down.

Edit: In fact, I've now had Gordon Freeman as a comparison more than once.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Oh, I know, you told me at the bash too.
it's just that I'm sure I'm remembering you more like him than you actually are, because I was drunk and the association is stuck in my head.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

he looks more like martin clunes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

That is just harsh.
I didn't think you guys had met.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

We haven't
she just stalks me occasionally.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Understandable.
I reckon you'd be her type.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

You calling Kroney a quender?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I'm saying Swipey fancies Martin CLunes.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

we used to work in the same building sometimes
i saw him but he never recognised me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

You mean you used to watch me from inside your car
and inside restaurants.

I seem to remember you had one of the lawyers from the company on the floor below mine keeping tabs on me, too.

I felt like an FBI Person of Interest.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

this is a bit of an exaggeration
we spotted you around from time to time. you walk very fast and you don't notice much around you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

No wonder I walked quickly
I was constantly being watched.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

you loved it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)

have been googling
windham classics 1985 edition. sadly there are screengrabs of every other cunt, but not JP!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

yeah!
Hats are dangerous anyway, the first man to wear a top hat got in trouble with the police for scaring horses and women
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

All of us seem to have big heads.
Very strange.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

head size is directly related to intelligence
that's what I say when people take the piss, anyway
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I've got a big head.
If you know what I mean.

*grabs crotch*


*cries when he realises he doesn't really have a big head if you know what he means*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

It's ok petal.
I'm only after your carpentry skills.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

*fixes new blade to jigsaw*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

The plot of Saw VI

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

i don't particularly
but i did mis-measure it when i graduated and got a mortar board hat thing in the wrong size. it was so bloody uncomfortable and it kept pinging off. luckily you never wear the fucking pointless fuckers anyway.

when i matriculated at oxford for my masters, women can also wear this... cap thing. it looks like a sock that miscarried at 8 months.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Yeah no-one wears them
they're really quite awful. And you can't wear them til you graduate either
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

i held mine
and hated it. that was about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

This is true
I have a big head as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Hats, I love 'em
I have just recently got inlo wearing hats. Now I won't leave the house without one!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

*waves*
What's up Doc?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Not a lot really
Hows it at your end?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Not too awfully bad
Moved, started smoking again, the usual.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Who else here knew that No3l and poppet split up?
Totally looking for gossip here.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Nope
Hardly surprising, really. Popping over for a weekend nobfest would be a hell of an effort.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Maybe you and I should get together
it's only a swift trip round the M25 for us.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

that sounds like one hell of a euphemism

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

what would your babies be like?

(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)

My gigantic head
and his gigantic stomach
( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I knew

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

that's a real shame
he was just about to go over there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

This^
*sadface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Aye
Have you heard about what Qatar have said though?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)

"Fuck you Noel, you're never getting on one of our planes"?

( Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)

"Fuck off bothering us, you booked with Qatar"?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Yeah, I imagine my response would be the same.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

*whistles*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

no but i am guessing that the ticket was non-refundable, or at least a portion of it?
airlines are like men.

ALL. THE. SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

They've taken £463 off him
qatar-airways.blogspot.com/
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

pretty awful
but utterly standard shitty practice.

worst of all, they WILL re-sell his ticket.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I know, I've just bought it.
I mean, the poor girl must need comforting...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

And she's clearly easy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Ha

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

You should never go there
I keep telling people "Don't go there" and they always go there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I heard a bit of time ago
no gossip :P
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Come now Al
Everybody knew that!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I didn't realise Poppet was who she is until you just said that.
But I knew they'd split up.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Gonzo must be close to shitting his pants in glee.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I don't follow, sorry.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I think he's close to shitting his pants most days though

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)

um.... everyone?
There was a memo. Like that time Chompy murdered that prostitute and we all said we'd keepi it quiet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)

In fairness, Chompy didn't update his facebook relationship status to 'Ripper'.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

But his status update was
Need to buy a truck LOL
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

and a spade

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Racist

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

When are you going to change your sig?
It's really confusing when I'm not paying full attention.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Need to find a new one first, really

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Followed by
'Does anyone know how to get bloodstains off a mattress? Just asking for a friend, like'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

No3l unfriended me from facebook.
Miserable cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

pot kettle
kettle pot
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

You've never given me the chance to unfriend you Al, by virtue of not being my fb friend in the first place.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

It's because of all of those negative emotions Al
you need to be more Zen.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

how do you know who has unfriended you?
i wouldn't have a clue, i'd just be looking at my list of 937 friends and wondering how it was now 936.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

You should tell freefair how many friends you have
He'll be well jealous.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

hasn't he fucked off for good now?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

He was here making a big deal of 'how do you delete an account?' last week I think.
So possibly, yeah.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

He must have a lot of homework or something.
Or he's trying his luck with a different account. *looks round suspiciously*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Apparently he'll be back
But we'll never be able to tell.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Oh man, he must be a master of disguise
just like that fat cunt Bobby.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

ZING!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

almost as much of a ZING as being binned off on FB, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

No, that was a much better zing.
Because your attempt to point out that you had loads of friends just made you look rather sad.

Being unfriended by someone I barely know is hardly a zing at all really.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

To be fair, it wasn't meant as a zing
I just can't imagine having that many friends.

Or in fact, any.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

The unintentional nature simply makes it even better.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I don't have any friends either
but then I don't have a facebook. 900-odd friends seems like more hassle than it's worth
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I 'book' 'face'
I just don't have any real life friends. I'm a proper internet shut in.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

surely some people from here count as real life friends now?
Didn't you all just have a bash together?
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Yeah, but she sat in the corner and just listened to the others
and when they tried to talk to her she cried and ran away.

True story.

Her brother told me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I thought as much.
I imagined the whole day was like a day out for special kids, on the access bus to the seaside
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Except all menkles and no supervisors

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

It's true.
But he told me you tried to touch his willy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

See, he tells the truth

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Planet Dinosaur files is on in ten minutes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I go through every now and then
and delete the people who I no longer talk to or know much about.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

i was kidding, for the record
i have no idea how many friends i have, couple of hundred i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

course it isn't, sweetheart
that's why you actually noticed when both noel and i did it. and vipros.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Okay, if you want the boring real reasons
I've been waiting for you to do it for months and was continually amazed that you didn't.

Noel I noticed because he was talking on someone elses status and it said we had mutual friends, and Vippers was because someone else pointed out that he had unfriended them, so I checked.

But, don't worry. You just enjoy how popular you are on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I've seen Moonlighting.
When do you two eventually fuck?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Alright Scarpe, you've only gone and made it to THE NEWSLETTER!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Oh I'm used to that...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I reckon it already happened
Hence the seething resentment.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

i didn't really
but thanks for sharing, i'm sorry for your losses.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I usually find out by going to post something on their wall, and finding I can't access it
So far, this has happened with *counts* 6 b3tans on FB
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

*unfriends AA, just for a giggle*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

#humblebrag

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Even I knew that,
I'm astonished no one has liked my sensible suggestion on Facebook though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

What was your suggestion?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

He find someone else who wants the flight and then just pays the name changey costs.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Buying a flight now is probably more expensive than he paid anyway.
I think he'll still lose money but not as much.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I suggested that this morning
Probably why.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Alright speedy fingers
I didn't see it because noel deleted me as well.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

What a cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

and they call US the bullies
:'( I have feelings too.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Well, that was a waste of time me just reading through t he comments to try to figure out which one you were then wasn't it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Yeah that was, I commented on gonz's repost.
I would describe my profile pic but I'm just about to change it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I've heard you have the cold dead eyes of a killer
Are they in some kind of special jar?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I am depressingly normal looking.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

You have a strong looking beard.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

ha ha, actually two fairly good photos of me were taken recently,
I was just trying to put one as my profile. Then I realised how drunk I looked.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

and in the other the girl sat next to me looks really fucking bored.
Which is of course a shock.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I'm shit at cross pollination of the internet.
I've just realised I don't know which one Gonz is either...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Gonz is gonz.
he can't be confused with anyone else. You shoulda come to the bash.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I would
but...you know...all the beer...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Good point, hadn't thought of that.
shame.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I'm sure I'll show my face again eventually.
Even if it's only for the first hour or two of a London one.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

*sighs*
When IS she going to find the right sugardaddy to get her a visa.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

You could always offer her yours
I mean, he's not a sugar daddy to you, but he would be to her.

After Al's finished with him, obviously.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I'm never going to be finished with him.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Train fares to Edinburgh though?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I was thinking of moving there too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I think he's too young for her.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)

She doesn't need a visa anymore
she's going to Uni in Oz instead. And she's acquiring more mad SkillZ by the second.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

We've talked about her an awful lot today.
The more needy members must be hating it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

No it's alright, we've talked about Swipe quite a lot too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

sorry, kettle
could you not hear the pot calling you black over the sound of its loud fake nervous laughter that it uses when it's too socially inept and awkward to talk to real people?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I think I'm probably teh most needy of the people here at the moment
and I'm fine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)

name and shame here pls
name and shame
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Oh my god I've missed you.
Have you been on hols?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

a bit of a one yer
stopped in marbs for a few days with broady. we're well overdue a fucking piss up with jorj and fiddy pence ent we?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Yeah. What about i get a later train home on Sunday 30th and have a spot of luncheon and drunkcheon?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

marvellarse
i'll inform the boys
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Carbs after marbs

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Basically any female b3tan that isn't you or Clendrix

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

or TGB surely

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I dunno
I reckon she's a bit needy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Yeah saying "I DONT EVEN CARE"
doesn't mean you don't care.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

this
(I totally care)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

fuck me they're letting any soppy cunt in this list now aint they

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

or roota
or the other ones I've forgotten about.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

draw that line now man, draw a line under it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

This is why I don't like listing b3tans!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)

bollocks to that, totally calling it on your behalf here
its veering into mong territory here it well needs steering back
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

or me

(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

look, the list is closed now love
sorry but this is how it works
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Don't know enough about you,
there could be a whole bag of crazy and needy below the surface.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)

She's getting married
it's certain.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Do crazy people get married?
Or does getting married make you crazy?
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

The latter, I reckon.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Ah well,
better to be crazy than die alone, in my opinion
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Saying you need to be on a list of not needy people may not have been the best plan of attack there...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I just can't win

(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)

that's OK, there are only losers here.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

that's what first attracted me to the place

(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

She's still got her eye on the prize

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

omfg there'll be none left for the rest of us!!!!11

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

There are loads of Englands left, r0sita, don't worry.
And you've got a British passport anyway.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

innit
sugardaddys are overrated anyways. been there poked that
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Liam Fox has gone.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

yes!
I know politics isn't a team sport and I should be above celebrating just because he's a Tory.

But fuck it, I'm not above it all.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I'm just very glad
because of the audacity of one tory saying that "it was only a minor matter" and not worth him resigning, when they forced out David Laws after he claimed less money than he would have been entitled to had he admitted he was a shirter and living with his boyfriend.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Ha, I'm sure I told someone last saturday he only had a week left.
I can't remember who though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Hahahaha
What a twit for thinking that having a mate along to hold his hand, was a good idea.

I think every prospective minister should have to watch the complete Yes Minister and Prime Minister, and when they understand how Whitehall works, they can have the job.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

he just needs to climb out of the closet now then

(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

he'll be back.
like Mandy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I'd kill for his sister's lips though

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

who's his sister.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Samantha Fox
OBV.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)